I had an official mango. Not a bottled mango.
If mangoes weren't so goddamn nasty, I'd be into this. Maybe with other things in a blender would be better. I cannot take the mushyness. Food needs to have something to bite into. If I can chew it with my tongue, it's nasty and needs to be liquified in a blender.
Ice cream needs bits that are not ice cream. Smashed potatoes need chunks of potatoes.
But bananas are God's own peckers. Jamaicans have statues like ushabti that have a bunch of bananas for genitalia like that multi-breasted, Indian goddess, but with peckers. Won't have those in my house and give them a 5' personal space in the grocery store.
Blech!