Did some research. This is a thing. This is going on with others. Yahoo is running an extortion scheme. AI can only do so much. If AI can't help fix Yahoo's mistake, you have to pay to talk to someone who only might be able to help fix Yahoo's mistake.
I went with Outlook. Please save personal reviews. I will not give Yahoo this email because I want to disappear from it when I get my information back.
This might be because I never set up a 2 step identification thing. If they make a mistake and I need to retrieve information, or something. I honestly don't know. They want my social media accounts, cell phone number, and I think I saw fingerprint and facial identification. I am unconcerned about my email security because I don't do shit. I'm not planning overthrowing anything. I don't know who shot Kennedy. I've posted exactly one picture of myself on the internet that has since been deleted. Gimme a username and password, and I'm good. If you break into my email, you are a dumbass.
My paranoia meter is hovering at overload, and I hate it! Every fucking company I deal with wants to know every fucking thing about me and it's all about trying to sell me shit. Whatever anyone thinks when I say this, there is no reason for me to get spam for ED pills or porn sites except someone sold or stole my contact information to piece of shit criminals and advertisers, whom I believe are synonymous with each other.
It is goddamn nigh on impossible to live a simple life. E-free, I mean. Someone sneezes and it costs me time, money, frustration, and privacy. In the end, there is no accountability. Bad reviews. Bad press. But the next generation of sucker will keep the wheels turning and neither AI nor the human you might talk to care about your problems, really.
Gonna go get me a notebook. All the information I need to get in touch with the people I need to touch will fit on two pages. If I want a backup, I'll head to the liquor store and make copies.
Nebula, Sirius... if you're reading this, thanks for never sending me an email! I don't get weed related ads or spam, so I'm pretty sure you haven't sold my information. Thanks for that, too. Big hug!