My experiences with cats have gone horribly wrong. Without exception, every time I've spent more than 24 hours with any cats at least one will poop, puke, or pee on anything of mine that isn't sealed in a metal box. People who say their cat(s) won't do that because theirs won't do the three 'P's anywhere but outside are in deep denial. People who say their cat's don't smell don't smell the miasma anymore.
No, my friends. Cats (and birds) are the armed guardians to the gates of Hell and Dabber has their numbers.