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Dutch Delight or the tales of an illegal immigrant...

You mean you're wondering if your plant would start hallucinating and drooling? (I'm just playin, Lucky...)

Well there's also that possibility, how does an acid trip translate for a plant? There's got to be a government study from the sixties on that?! Keep playing, I'm good for it!☝🏻😎
 
I'll tell you how it translates: if your leaves turn purple, neon green, yellow and pink (favorite 60s colors), with paisely swirls all over them, you know they are tripping. If the leaves all wrap around the stems, you know it's a bad trip and you'll have to talk the plant down. Make sure you use your calm voice. If, however, nothing changes, you know you were ripped off and it wasn't acid.
 
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Someone got the Marie Antoinette treatment this afternoon! Fifth set of leaves gone. She's having a hard time aclimating so i got her crutches...oh and I almost forgot, she seems very disoriented and for some reason her stem shot to the side which is why she looks off centered on the pic. The seed isn't! Go figure. Our little Dutch princess is looking good otherwise.
 

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that was Rousseau, yo

From what I remember from history lessons it went like that. My queen the people of Paris want bread but there isn't any, your idiot husband ate it all. No more bread?!?!? Give them brioche then. And then all the bakers got together and guillotined her stupid ass. Rousseau was just a disgruntled baker turned writer...this is my version of drunken history, stoner history!, where reality and fiction are one and the same!
 
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My little baby is doing real well! She's already busting out of her shell! So she got moved to a 3gallon pot in straight ocean forest this morning. I barely disturbed the soil it was so dense in there. Since I topped her the growth has been intense, above AND below apparently.The root system looks strong and healthy, this lady is going to do well. She's back at hanging with the other 2 mamas, atf and big dirty.
 

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I know it's done for my own good but it still looks brutal, medieval even...but she won't snitch nothing...
 

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i had shelved this thread (realized real quick the title might have put off interest!) but now I'm like, meh, time for this thread to play a little Easter Jesus and come back to life!

My Dutch Queen is still growing strong!
I spent a little time last night thinning out the crown and deciding which branch stays ... or not. She's being fed full nutes just like everyone else. She's outgrowing her 5g pot and I'm running out of space to stake her properly. so I'm still uncertain on whether I should repot her now to extend space for the manifold or keep her tied as she is and let those colas grow upright.
Ive been talked last night into entering the second leg of the fast buds contest this week (Green knew I'm weak!) so space will be an issue for sure. Unless I keep her in veg outside and bring her back in to flower...choices...
thanks for stopping by....
 

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Just like me she came from the old continent. She had nothing better to do at the time than go on a long one way trip. So off she went across the world, just like so many other seeds since the dawn of time. She went in the hope of a better future. A future filled with honest work, healthy food and justice. Her homeland isn't too understanding yet of her kind. But it's working on it. So they say...
She was aware her dark skin might raise suspicions, don't even mention the dots to her... She knew her beliefs might also cast a dark cloud above her head, she'd heard good Mother Nature fearing seeds were still in hiding in many parts of that promise land of hers. She also had heard of stories of terrible brutal deaths of others like her. Were these true, will her faith save her? But she'd been told upon embarking she was heading to one of the better safer states, she had faith in a better future...hopes even...
After a 10 day journey she finally landed on 3/11 in her stealthy white envelope and fancy carrier, she was hungry, beat up and scared. So once she settled I set her up in a wet paper towel on the 13th, she was so thankful that her root showed on the 14th, then I moved her to a solo cup on the 17th in ocean forest soil. Happy immigrant she is. She misses her friends and family and mostly her homeland but yup she's already hard at work, hanging out with her new peeps. First true leaves developing nicely with a strong looking stem. She's heard them talk already about those girls who were moved next door never to be seen again...they warned her about their "caretaker", he talks to you sweet for a couple months and then bam! He takes you on a little walk to nowhere...and he comes back alone with that sadistic grin...watch for him...watch...not everything is what it seems...
THAT'S Some good stuff you're toking Lucky! Welcome to the team!
 
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