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Dutch Delight or the tales of an illegal immigrant...

LuckyAcres

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Just like me she came from the old continent. She had nothing better to do at the time than go on a long one way trip. So off she went across the world, just like so many other seeds since the dawn of time. She went in the hope of a better future. A future filled with honest work, healthy food and justice. Her homeland isn't too understanding yet of her kind. But it's working on it. So they say...
She was aware her dark skin might raise suspicions, don't even mention the dots to her... She knew her beliefs might also cast a dark cloud above her head, she'd heard good Mother Nature fearing seeds were still in hiding in many parts of that promise land of hers. She also had heard of stories of terrible brutal deaths of others like her. Were these true, will her faith save her? But she'd been told upon embarking she was heading to one of the better safer states, she had faith in a better future...hopes even...
After a 10 day journey she finally landed on 3/11 in her stealthy white envelope and fancy carrier, she was hungry, beat up and scared. So once she settled I set her up in a wet paper towel on the 13th, she was so thankful that her root showed on the 14th, then I moved her to a solo cup on the 17th in ocean forest soil. Happy immigrant she is. She misses her friends and family and mostly her homeland but yup she's already hard at work, hanging out with her new peeps. First true leaves developing nicely with a strong looking stem. She's heard them talk already about those girls who were moved next door never to be seen again...they warned her about their "caretaker", he talks to you sweet for a couple months and then bam! He takes you on a little walk to nowhere...and he comes back alone with that sadistic grin...watch for him...watch...not everything is what it seems...
 

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Thanks Canuck!
Oh Potted, I don't let you guys in on even half of what's going on in that skull of mine, bong hits is what keep it all locked...😅 Yeah couldn't help it, was thinking about her journey and well, the daily news got me flying on that trail!
in all seriousness though, I got a tight schedule for this little lady. It's a feminized seed btw. I'm going to mother her until the first week end of June then cut a round of clones for a late August harvest. At least that's the plan. It's supposed to be a massive producer and stretcher so that should be plenty of time in veg.
 
I feel like I'm watching a Scorsese movie!!! I know it's gonna get violent! So is she Irish? Italian? African? Asian?
 
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alltatup Oh you know how it's going to end! It's the anti-hero flick when only the bad guy stands at the end.
Looking at her lineage though she might have been born in the U.K. but her parents weren't! Check out the pic, afghan, Mexican, Colombian, she's trump's worst nightmare!
 

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Now she sounds like a super-hero: In the fight against fascism, only one bud can save the country from complete disaster collapse: It's DeeDee, the vaped crusader!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Dunno whatcha talkin bout Willis!
Huh, puzo, only translation I found is wrist, my Italian is non existent I'm afraid...moi je suis plutôt paysan!
 
Puzo, as in Mario, as in author of _The Godfather_. paisano/paesano/paesan=anglicized italian slang/familiar male friend
 
Holy crap looked way too deep into that one, damn tangents! Alright, yes gotcha now, thanks! I just tried an early bud of my sour diesel, might have something to do with a lot of things...
 
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made room on the shelf so the cfls is now much closer, should stop that spindly growth. All good otherwise.
 

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Well yeah there's that too, we'll find bodies for it, but I was thinking more about the effects of lsd to the plant, someone must have tried it right!?!?
 
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