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Drug testing

I just want to say. There is nothing you can drink to clear your system of THC. It stays in fat cells and is released as you burn those fats. In other words when you use those carbs the THC goes loose in your body and that's what the test is going to look for. The whole body uses carbohydrates as fuel so focusing on the liver or kidneys is way off. Just trying to keep it real man don't try any "cleaning" beverage. If you want to help to get of any trace stop eating sugars and carbs for a few days and do exercise. This is very dangerous but is the only way you could help the body metabolize faster. I suggest leave it to fate. If it's meant to be....
 
Eat 5banannas eat a couple whole tomatos and drink a ton of can berry juice ur next piss after that will make u pass ur test but only that piss. Banannas and tomatos produce enthinol and that temerary masks up all drugs and cranberry juice will make u piss that out. I have beat it 5times now. A couple sinarios. One time my roomate and a bunch of freinds smoked a 1/4pound on 420 the next day he passed a pre emploment drug test. And another time I smoked like normal and I stoped smokeing Sunday and passed my test Monday morning. I have beat it 5times doing this practice. Just my exsperinces
 
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check it out peep's.
this is my first piss outa bed this morning.
so all my worries are gone.
that other test I did yesterday was a dip stick one.
I'm hopping this cup and plug one is more accurate.
#3 is THC. I AM GOOD..HA HA.
 

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9fingerleafs said:
I just want to say. There is nothing you can drink to clear your system of THC. It stays in fat cells and is released as you burn those fats. In other words when you use those carbs the THC goes loose in your body and that's what the test is going to look for. The whole body uses carbohydrates as fuel so focusing on the liver or kidneys is way off. Just trying to keep it real man don't try any "cleaning" beverage. If you want to help to get of any trace stop eating sugars and carbs for a few days and do exercise. This is very dangerous but is the only way you could help the body metabolize faster. I suggest leave it to fate. If it's meant to be....
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check out my latest post.
no more worries up all night tassung and turning for nothing.
 
I think you will pass, 4barrel. I agree with the others, drink lots of water. Have a beer and then a 12 oz glass of water for each beer you drink. That's my prescription!
 
4barrel I worked for the transit system and we were under federal mandate for random drug testing . I would advise my guys if they smoked to drink as much water as they could like a gallon without peeing then when they had finished the water pee two or 3 times before the test and at the test start to pee then mid stream fill cup by this time your peeing water and their are no drugs in the urine . I have used this method before I became the boss and passed several drug tests, but when I switched to management I gave up weed for a few years but if I had to send someone for a test this is what I would tell them to do and none failed. that being said there are chemicals out there to clean the urine but the test will show these and you failed. the water thing it would come back with an unusual occurrence may have happened and they passed. I retired in 2008 so things might have changed but that is what has worked in the past good luck
 
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4barrel I worked for the transit system and we were under federal mandate for random drug testing . I would advise my guys if they smoked to drink as much water as they could like a gallon without peeing then when they had finished the water pee two or 3 times before the test and at the test start to pee then mid stream fill cup by this time your peeing water and their are no drugs in the urine . I have used this method before I became the boss and passed several drug tests, but when I switched to management I gave up weed for a few years but if I had to send someone for a test this is what I would tell them to do and none failed. that being said there are chemicals out there to clean the urine but the test will show these and you failed. the water thing it would come back with an unusual occurrence may have happened and they passed. I retired in 2008 so things might have changed but that is what has worked in the past good luck
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yeah thats pretty much all ive ever done back in the day, water allways got me through.

I just got back from from my Driving test.

they dint even drug test me.
I guess they need ta make an appointment with a clinic that does bolth A physical test and a piss test...
That's not till next week now.

So it's not even an ishew at this point...

I tell ya.
would be nice to try my own frickin crop.

my buddys tell me it's awsome
there gona end up buying it all before I get a chance ta tast it
F**k!

if they could just give me this damn piss test all ready.
cuz it's only pre employment test not randem
 
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Dude, I've never had to take a test for a job but reading all this, I can feel your pain! I can't imagine not trying your harvest. Best of luck to you
 
Wow this is a popular post... lol. See now just make it totally legal and we wound have this issue! Yes I'm talking to you mister agent! Lol
 
It was recommended for me medically for over a year but I couldn't because of work now that I'm not there anymore and it's legal in my state I'm fine. DEA isn't going to care about my 1 or 2 plant purly medical plants.
 
Speaking of drug tests, I would like to ask for advise from you guys, I have this special friend of mine. She always there through down and high. She will have a drug test this coming week but she still continue smoking. I already ask her to stop but she's very persistent. I don't want her to lose the job that she really love. So I am thinking to let her use a synthetic urine. Is it really safe to use synthetic urine on the tests? Is this has 100% passing rate?
 
Morning JB, if she wants to pass, she better use someone else's clean urine ,I'm on this drug program that monitors urine every month, my son is on the same program and i use his urine every month, cause he dont smoke pot, I've got at least a half gallon in the freezer in small 3 oz jars that I use every month, they just want to see the Suboxone in your urine , you get kicked of the program for pot.
Been doing it this way for a long time, only way I know that's 100 percent that you will pass the screen. Long as you keep it between 92-100 degrees, and that's easy.
Don't trust those kits, to many friends used them only to fail.
 
good morning 4barrel you should not have a problem . I used to tell my employees if they thought they might be dirty to drink as much water as they could(like a gallon) pee before they show up a couple of times then walk in and say you have to pee real bad take the cup and fill it mid stream, by that time you will peeing water. this was at a transit maintenance facility(we fixed the trains). I did this myself a few times so I know it works good luck
 
haha read the first page didn't see the second so I posted then saw second page checked it out and saw I did the same post yesterday damn CRS strikes again
 
For a pee test just go to you local smoke shop and by fake pee follow the instructions on warming it before going to do test. As long as no one is watching u your good
 
It depends on the testing I would assume but where I work, they can tell and would consider it a fail and I would be fired.
 
My brother is a truck driver and always used Golden Seal root as a cleanse, would drink gallons of the shit to clean himself out. He thought he was safe. I tried to tell him that they check for Golden Seal now, and other remedies. One day he calls me up and asks if I will be his emergency contact because he went back to work after Christmas and they handed him a cup. He failed. He told them he went to a Christmas party and ate a brownie and didn't know it was laced. Yeah, right. They gave him the option of losing his job or rehab. He chose rehab. It was outpatient and he went every single day, but refused to admit he used. I know a judge, I told him the story and he laughed his ass off. I asked him how many times a day he heard that story and he couldn't tell me!
From what I have learned over the years, I've only had to take 2 drug tests, one for life insurance, and the other for a job. 1) the amount of body fat you have affects how long THC stays in your system. The fatter you are, the longer it takes to get out. 2) You really can't just flush your system in a few days. It's best to go 30 days without smoking or ingesting any THC before testing. That's what I did both times and passed my test with flying colors.
I hope you pass your test and that you get the job, but be careful about those surprise tests!
 
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