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You are both too funny. D.A.A.S.69 sh..head is better than mofo. PaganRich I'm planning to visit Britian and I intend to say every single one of those expressions wherever I go. Look out me old fruits I'm coming to have a wazz before I put the kidney pie in the boot and eat some bikkies... HEEEEEEEEEEEY UUUUUUUP!!!!
 
Just got out of the bloody ozzy a few weeks back, mates. And I agree Calikid: we carry within us much from the past, our families' pasts, previous incarnations, etc...
 
IT`S STEAK & KIDNEY PIE, WOMAN! STEAK....& KIDNEY. We are not heathens. Well, hold on, not in the food department, anyway. You wait til you try our food. It`s stoggy, gives you hard core flatulance and very uninspired though a full English breakfast and a Sunday roast shouldn`t be missed, especially the roast. Yorkshire puds alltatup are amazing, filled with thick gravy and roasties nestled around. Mashed swede and turnips. Finishes you for the afternoon though.
 
PaganRich Do you people over there ever eat anything GREEN AND CRUNCHY??? No salads? No dark leafy greens? Carrots?? Not one too keen on organ meats meself....
 
alltatup Salad is noted over here in the papers, etc as a massive gas producer. Just look at cows, always letting rip. You need to be wary of the effects of combustable gas and the human body. Look at Spontaneous Human Combustion. Bet that was down to reckless consumption of celery, for instance :)
 
oldjarhead100 Like a race memory? Isn`t there something about why we fear snakes and spiders as we `remember` their danger when we were apes? Well, still pretty deadly these days as humans so that didn`t make much of an arguement :)
 
PaganRich Aha!!! You know what celery is!!! That's a good sign. And cows have lots of gas because they eat grass. They should be fed romaine and arugula and there would be no problem.
 
alltatup You try feeding British cows that, they`d be a problem. They wouldn`t be happy and if you eat celery you emit a fragrance that makes you irresistable to women who want nothing more than to rip your clothes off and shag you senseless. Well known fact that. Great responsibility comes with being a bloke in this country. If we all went round munching celery they`d be a population explosion over here.
 
alltatup It`s a mighty responsibility a man carries in his ballbag as you can appreciate. I mean you`ve got to get the temperature just right, 1 degree lower or you`ll go sterile. Don`t smoke menthol fags for 30 yrs or you might go sterile. One of my best mates could `pull` his nuts in and up inside his body then pop them out when he blew his nose but his nostrils had to be shut but he couldn`t keep them up there too long otherwise,guess what, he`d go sterile.We just can`t be having lads like me or say D.A.A.S.69 or Californiakid recklessly eating celery. We`d be drained of all our semen within a week. Be like a cow being milked industrial style. We`re not young anymore. Well D and I aren`t, don`t know about The Kid. So, no. Us men, we realise the dangers of celery, how women can become uninhibited wanton sex manics induced by the odd wafting celery smelling man and the need to act responsibly. I have one daughter. And a lad who has informally adopted me but no, only my daughter. Her middle given name is Sunburst. If we had had another girl she would have been Lily Moonshine and if it was a boy, Jack Bam Bam. I would like to remind you alltatup of the perils of going near celery crunching men in your condition. Well, for another fortnight at least. :)
 
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PaganRich All I can say is that I'm relieved that you don't eat celery. I was quite concerned there for a moment... Yes, laddie, conserve your strength...
 
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