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Blue Strawberries in a Four Assed Galaxy

Got blue dream'matic and 4assed monkey trimmed up. Will weigh bd tomorrow. she was a breeze to trim. 4assed not so much. Super sticky and leafy. Saving the trim for joints. Needs a few more days to stabilize.
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Happy Friday. Day 85ish for strawberry nuggets.she stopped drinking so it's chop time. Some pre chop pics. Cleaned her up for the big day. Very dense buds and a heavy strawberry scent with a gas background. Pic heavy cuz she's soo purdy. Can't wait to braapzai her this fall. Probably cut her Tomorrow.
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Hey, cool.
Tell me more about those limited-edition Goldfish crackers. I've been thinking about them to distract me from harvesting. They look delicious. I mean, as good as something can look when you can't see through the bag. Maybe it's a psychosomatic thing. Like you pick vegetables. You buy for what someone else has told you is good. Usually unscrupulous advertisers. You don't buy for the taste unless you take a bite out of everything before you buy it. You buy for the packaging.
I don't know what 'Old Bay' seasoning is, but I can smell a northeast coast breeze. But I know Goldfish crackers to be the apex of quality of salty, fish shaped crackers. Salty Atlantic Oceany is what I smell. Seaweed. Makes my mouth water a little. When you look at a tomatoe or apple on the produce shelf, you have no idea what it tastes like. You buy it because of the color. For some reason, people seem to think unripe tomatoes are the way to go. Probably because you can't find a nice, ripe one without there being fruit flies all over the place.
Stores shellac tomatoes and apples because consumers like shiny things. If you don't buy organic or grow your own, you better be scrubbing your skinned produce or you probably have a few ounces of produce wax in your gut. It is easier to scrub wax from produce than from your gut. Worse than that poison you have to take before a colonoscopy! I know most of you are old enough to feel me.
 
Weight day for 4 assed monkey and blue dream. 4 assed comes in at 89g. Starting to cure into a citrus cough drop scent. The reason I'm reversing scarlet sunset is because I'm a fan of black cherry punch and that cherry cough drop smell and taste.....oops that's another thread.
blue dream'matic hits the scales at 92g. She is straight up blueberry muffins. My first blueberry anything so pardon my excitement. Great buzz. Mellow and social. 4 assed is more hard hitting at the start then relaxing.
will give strawberry nuggets weight in a week or so.
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Did I hurt your feelings when I called you out on your crayon shenanigans on your last grow? You got some color, but not like last time. This time, you overdid the sugar sprinkling. Next time, quit doctoring up your plants. Just do your best! We are not the judgement forum.
What sort of loser nutrients and used cat litter do you use on your so-called "grow" to get such unspectacular buds? Someone is growing for you, huh?
 
The nuggets all trimmed up. She's curing to more of a chem smell than strawberry. Got 58g off of this chunky little bush.

Strawberry nuggets - 58g
Four assed monkey - 89g
Blue dream'matic - 92g
Galaxy brain - 82g
final weight - 321g or 11.46oz not great but not bad.
May do a photo run next but have soo many auto strains to run. Lucked into some rocbud beans and have them eating at me to germ.
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