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alltatup GROW 4: Blk Dom, WW, C99

Well, don`t take this wrong but I`ve been attacked by two lasses in my life with knives so I`m always a tad reluctant to bring the two together nowadays just in case.....I do seem to bring it out in them. I remember once where this lass opened the door to my room...lived in a shared house at that time...shouting `you bastard` and lobbing a loaf of bread at me, I ducked and it smashed into a 30 year odd mandolin from Poland...this must be say 1981-ish so probably a good mandolin from the `old country`, totally destroying it-I think the bread was Nimble a famous brand in it`s day but there was nothing light and fluffy about it I tell you, bloody dangerous projectile in my book, a Viking shield wall would be decimated by a well placed volley of Hovis sliced multigrain....and what`s more, to this day I still haven`t the faintest what I had done...mind you, I made a loaf of bread out of it so that was a silver lining in that whole event...I got to eat
 
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Pagan why am I not surprised that the wenches wanted to make you food for the worms?
I can just see them in my mind's eye lobbing loaves of bread at your vessel as you sail away to other conquests...
 
Lass, I`d be paddling so frantically I`d be like a speedboat aimed for the proverbial setting sun. As my mum has said to me on many any occasion, I seem incapable of meeting normal women and I have to say, she`s got a proven track record point to quote.....they`re all barking....I attract them like flies to a cowpat....they are just weird...but then, life would be boring otherwise and I do strange so well
 
I think I understand now. It is your karma. All of these abnormal women are your nemeses from other lifetimes come back to make you pay for all of your viking/shaolin/wutangclan/ sculduggery. All of that raping and pillaging, setting fire to thatched huts, running through with a bare bodkin (wait: how did Shakespeare get in there?), slicing and dicing, disemboweling and beheading, and all of your other nefarious deeds... They have come back to haunt you like banshees shrieking out a doleful portent. Ok, I've used up all my fancy vocabulary for the day, and I'm glad that's over.

Mum's so right...
 
Well, considering all I`ve meant to done in your list the lack of more women having a vengeful attitude must mean that when I stormed the beaches, manly bodkin exposed whatever that is, the majority of lasses I encountered must have found me adorable :D
 
A bare bodkin is what Hamlet wanted to do himself in with; not the same as a bare bod!!

Now is yr mum right about u or not!!??
 
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They have not recommended putting 8 cannabis plants in there. I suppose if they were all single cola autos, it would work.
 
Oh yeah, she`s spot on the mark....you could drop me on Mars and before I gasped out my last from lack of oxygen I would`ve met up with a seriously deranged Martian lass....I really have an unerring knack to be perfectly honest...and I don`t have to do anything or am aware of the pickle that`s waiting in the giant big pickle jar of unrelenting disasters....my track record with women can only be compared to white water rafting with a painful case of hemorrhoids....it got so bad the last lass I went out with was, even by my standards, barkin fuckin strange as well as the most flatulant woman I have ever met...I mean it was constant....quite literally killed the atmos and they weren`t loud but silent and violent jobs.....yeap, she was a weird one that one and the lass before was Polish with fuckin intense anger management issues...kept the swords away from her when she visited just in case....but a sexy voice when she was swearing at me in Polish, mind....one lass I met up with was Sectioned the next day, she claimed my Buddhist statues were demons leading her to Hell...and tis all true...my mum reckons that I really can`t be that naive...well, she actually said stupid I believe...but she`s wrong, never see it coming unless it`s in bread form
 
What do you mean "tote"? Are you hydro? Your "totes" are huge! My little grow box holds 2.5 gallons water, so it's really for short and fast grows. You must allow your girls to become huge!!!
 
You are kidding, right? These aren't really the women you've gone out with??!!! You made that up. No woman would detonate deadly silent farts on dates...
I simply refuse to believe it. You are too nice of a fellow--a veritable cream puff. And you're not bad looking--other than your death-like pallor and your lack of eye balls and nose tip...
 
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This is the end of week 1 of flower, and the stretch is on.
 
I don't understand properly, they are all very close to each other, won't they fight over the space? Yeah you're going to lst, but even then, they are really really close lol. Explain it to me in simple words please :D (you transplant?)
 
Hey Minoo, according to the instructions for this grow box, I flipped them to flower when they were at the right height. This box is clearly not for monster grows. The grow has to be small: that is the constraint of the box. IT IS A SMALL STEALTH BOX. That is its nature.

I topped the plants last week. Each one has 3-4 main colas. There is not much space at all for them to grow horizontally. This box can handle 4 cannabis plants at a time (and more of other vegetating plants). There is a fan circulating air above the plants.

The three in front are Black Domina Regular seeds, so I germinated 3. I am hoping for at least 1 female, and I will remove any that are male.
 
OK they are regular! This explains a lot ^^ plus the fact that it's supposed to be a very stealth grow box. I understand now ;) thanks.
 
You're welcome Minoo. I'm not sure what I will do if all 3 of the BDs are female. It will be fun to see how this grow develops!!
 
Jeg, you're just going to have to get a hydro setup. I read somewhere that you can't because the root structure adapts differently to different grow media. So get your bucket and airstones!!!
 
No, it is all true....she was a large lass, a veritable Mobile Monolith....I do prefer my lasses well built in the Valkyrie style....due to seeing the Ride of the Valkyries at Glastonbury on TV once and I have never been the same since....all that heaving bosum and black studded leatherwork...and they can belt out a tune that`s for sure...imagine breakfast time; `Would you like a cuppa?`, `YEEEESSSSSS, A SMAAAAAAALLLLLL DASH OF MILK FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE, MYYYYY LLLOVERRRRRRRRRR` but I am telling the truth...I have this totally weird connection with strange and/ or totally unhinged women....I just seem to attract them....never normal women if there is such a thing as a universal normal.....Perhaps I release an unconscious scent but even on Facebook I have met one, half a world away and she was by far, the strangest but that`s a far more scary tale in its way and one I`ve only just managed to extracate myself from....yeap, all true
 
One bit of good news: There is no such thing as a "normal" woman. However, there are indeed dangerous women, so be careful on the internet, for the love of Thor's hammer!!!
 
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