My cat thinks 5am is breakfast time

[FREEDDAWG]

Okay, so my cat has recently decided that 5am is the perfect time to start singing for food… every single morning. I’m running on caffeine and regrets at this point. I need an automatic pet feeder that’ll stop him from treating me like his personal butler. Any suggestions for something reliable and quiet?

[dirtymike]

Fill the bowl the night before. We leave the cats in the barn. Nature and all that jazz. Got a dope question?

[DabberDog]

Set the cat free and get a dog.
Got a dope question?

[Pyrokill]

That's not the type of bowl the cat wants. He want dat nip nip. Pack it up F er

[Ckbrew]

Close the bedroom door.
Got a dope question?

[dirtymike]

Yes, how many joints do I need to smoke in the morning?

[Allenpro]

All of them

[DabberDog]

Dab, you fool! Only takes one in the morning and your mouth don't taste like dope on top of your morning boo-boo breath. Blech!

[Rwise]

gato burritos problem solved!

[DabberDog]

Mmm... gato taco Tuesday.
Say that three times fast.

[Rwise]

crunch crunch crunch or did you want soft tacos