Free wimmins

[DabberDog]

Sorry. No free wimmins. You got suckered if you were looking for free wimmins. There ain't no such things. Not even in Dr. Seuss.
You either know who DabberDog is or we've never met and you are a lesser person for it.
Please do not mention the ghost of my past lest my current incarnation get hacked by some person who was not part of US based customer support.
Let's see how this goes.

[Going2fast]

GB I'm perplexed

[Rwise]

maybe, maybe not

[Rwise]

Piss pour way of introducing ones self. My first thought is to tell you to fuck off, lets see how that goes!

[DabberDog]

Kinda thought DabberDog would be the giveaway.

[Rwise]

LOL it is the internet, you know how many idiots there are out there.
I had a hacker trying to take stuff from my PC, PC refused to shut off because there was a download in progress, but I know where the power cord is!
Changed my password to "Die hacker die" and it broke in again in just minutes, I changed the password to "There is no fucking password!" and it never got back in. I no longer keep all those files on my PC, at least one that can be accessed from the WWW.
BTW I dont grow dope, I grow medicine, dope is what big pharma sells LOL.
The thought crossed my little mind, but that person said they were not going to be around for a while, so I tossed it.

[Allenpro]

I dont think English is that persons first language, not that that is a problem but if you lead with that it would avoid confusion.

[DabberDog]

I was in the forum. India was deleting what I was writing. He started typing, 'If you want access to your bank...' then I got up and unplugged the power and internet. Did a factory reset of my computer and let all my important people know I am strictly analog for bills and whatnot. Even talked with a sheriff's deputy. If India does anything with my information, I want it known I've been proactive about distancing myself from whatever the fuck is going on.
My computer is now purely for entertainment and education. It is no longer a tool.
This happened after I allowed India to download what he swore was not a remote access app. I went and found the person online so I thought it was legit. I'm the guy in the apartment complex who fixes peoples' cell phone and computer problems and I invite my own parasite! Fuck my face. There's more to the story but I'm done.
My new password is similar to that first alternate you chose.
This has taught me not to do business with people in India. However that makes me sound, I have never had a solution come from talking to India based customer support.
When my computer is on, I have a word document open on my desktop for India to read, if they ever come back.

[shadycon]

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[Ckbrew]

Who else would post about Free wimmins?

[dirtymike]

Well fuk me running, thought you were in Bangladesh beating hibees arse. You Just been dabbing to damn much. Got fuked up and tripped like a dog, dam it Jim.

[DabberDog]

The other people who post for free wimmins are the same people who remote access your computer and try to extort you. The same people who should be publicly broiled while being shot in the face. I don't know how that would play out. Maybe turned on a spit and shot in the face every rotation? Something painful. Poop-your-pants-in-public-even-though-you're-not-old kind of painful where people will laugh at the person for pooping their pants in public and being broiled and shot in the face.
I should write children's books.

[Rwise]

Shot in the face with rock salt and bacon rind, just like Granny loads!

[DabberDog]

Bacon rind? I opted out of Tabasco sauce only because I thought it would evaporate in the combustion. 's what I get for being a city boy.

[dirtymike]

Need some ammunition? Like dope, I have a selection.

[DabberDog]

12 gauge, full barrel, 1.5 charge, salt rock shot. I can get the salt rock. Damned California gun laws... I'll need some help with the custom ammo... and gun... and shooting. I'm the idea guy. The kick from a shotgun would put me in the hospital.
To make it a game, you can see how many times you can shoot the hacker/scammer in the face in a single rotation. USAS-12 is cheating.

[PRIMO]

@ Dabber Dog Got your back Gdog, here's your ammo and a cool shooter. Google--Hellfire dragon's breath. Your welcome.

[DabberDog]

I almost had a sexual thing happen.

[dirtymike]

I was going to suggest something along the C4 line but small arms will suffice if the budget isn't there.

[DabberDog]

Explosions typically hide the moment of human destruction. C4 would be a great show, but I wouldn't be able to see the pain in India's face.

[dirtymike]

Oh, your looking for covert extraction and information gathering. Sorry GB, not my specialty. I've heard our government is very good at that. Just a suggestion

[DabberDog]

My government watching me is another treatise in government inefficiency.
It's the 'other' governments I worry about. You know... the 'other' governents? Nudge-nudge... wink-wink...

[shadycon]

Predator control 20MM

[dirtymike]

To heavy to carry shadycon. Collateral damage would draw to much attention.

[DabberDog]

Firing a homemade 20mm cannon mounted on an office chair base. What could go wrong?
I never saw the violent potential for an office chair, beyond throwing one at the office copier.

[golfnrl]

DabberDog...HMMM....Gingerbeard? New email? New Account? New name?

[DabberDog]

GB got poofed from the electronic universe after getting hacked. GB is the fine-looking dope grower we no longer mention.
However, I have absorbed all GB's memories, wisdom, and strange tic's that make children run. Everything but the street cred.