Right after aerating and root nute-ing watering water, I realized I had not adjusted the pH and was watering with 8+ pH water. Immediately flushed with the correct.
I set the bottle of pH down on the counter after use. Worked around it. Put the lid on and pushed it back against the backsplash on my kitchen counter because the bottle was in the way. I needed to adjust, again, so reached back and grabbed the bottle by the lid. The lid wasn't on correctly, so the bottle spilled most of what was left on the counter and some on me.
Pulling the lid off my tupperware of tuna salad, the lid flicked down and splashed juice on me and the counter. The good news is I hadn't changed the shirt I spilled pH down on.
Taking a look at my water supply, figuring I'd have to go in a couple hours, I poured myself a glass. The f cking lid came off. The good news is my water glass got filled to the brim. The bad news is I am out of water.
This all happened in about 15 minutes.
People say you should play the lottery after things like near death experiences because the good luck you are already exuding in not dying will surely roll over into a solid lottery win. I have a dollar in my thingy drawer where I keep junk like money. Since I've already had my spate of thee bad lucks, I'm getting a lottery ticket. And water. Then, I'm turning in. Barely to move. Barely to breathe. The only signs of life to be the index finger I use to channel surf and the occasional fart levitation off the couch.
Forgetting completely my unfortunate shirt.
I set the bottle of pH down on the counter after use. Worked around it. Put the lid on and pushed it back against the backsplash on my kitchen counter because the bottle was in the way. I needed to adjust, again, so reached back and grabbed the bottle by the lid. The lid wasn't on correctly, so the bottle spilled most of what was left on the counter and some on me.
Pulling the lid off my tupperware of tuna salad, the lid flicked down and splashed juice on me and the counter. The good news is I hadn't changed the shirt I spilled pH down on.
Taking a look at my water supply, figuring I'd have to go in a couple hours, I poured myself a glass. The f cking lid came off. The good news is my water glass got filled to the brim. The bad news is I am out of water.
This all happened in about 15 minutes.
People say you should play the lottery after things like near death experiences because the good luck you are already exuding in not dying will surely roll over into a solid lottery win. I have a dollar in my thingy drawer where I keep junk like money. Since I've already had my spate of thee bad lucks, I'm getting a lottery ticket. And water. Then, I'm turning in. Barely to move. Barely to breathe. The only signs of life to be the index finger I use to channel surf and the occasional fart levitation off the couch.
Forgetting completely my unfortunate shirt.
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