Stupid stuff done stoned

[SoOrbudgal]

Just what it means in the title...…..Last night we were watching " Queen of the South" Netflix tv. My hubby in one recliner me in another smoking a water bong with some OGkush/GSC I had mixed together to make a couple of doobies. I mean we get stoned off 1 doobie him and me. I been putting it into the bowl on the water pipe and taking hits threw the mouthpiece. Ya with me on this??…...so we are buzzed everything is slowwwwwed way down.

I light another doobie take a couple draws on it to get it going before I put it in the bowl and then it happens...…..I place the 1 1/4" rolled doobie ( gram I roll em fat ) into
the friggin mouthpiece tube! Boom there she goes sliding down the S curve down into the bong water. LOL we just cracked up.

The End

[golfnrl]

SoOrbudgal...it's ironic that you're watching that particular show and having some smoke...but that doob sliding down the pipe

[JDU]

Party Foul!!!! Haha.

[alltatup]

SoOrbudgal They now have supervisors you can rent for old stoners who get really forgetful. They're called Nannies for CannaGrannies.

[JDU]

That sounds like a business opportunity!!! I'm lucky my wife don't smoke. She takes good care of me. She laughs alot........I think it's mostly WITH me....😅

[alltatup]

JDU It's that contact high, she loves it!!!!! ;-}

[vostok]

Just what it means in the title...…..Last night we were watching " Queen of the South" Netflix tv. My hubby in one recliner me in another smoking a water bong with some OGkush/GSC I had mixed together to make a couple of doobies. I mean we get stoned off 1 doobie him and me. I been putting it into the bowl on the water pipe and taking hits threw the mouthpiece. Ya with me on this??…...so we are buzzed everything is slowwwwwed way down.

I light another doobie take a couple draws on it to get it going before I put it in the bowl and then it happens...…..I place the 1 1/4" rolled doobie ( gram I roll em fat ) into
the friggin mouthpiece tube! Boom there she goes sliding down the S curve down into the bong water. LOL we just cracked up.

The End

...and here's me thinking you had to be 18yo on here

[JDU]

Age gas nothin to do with spacing out or bein stoned enough to mess up. Hell- last night I had to shake my screen- I burned it clean- loaded a bowl- 1/2 way through I stirred it & got a mouth full of ashes on the nxt hit. Then I see the screen- ready to be set into the pipe. I sure felt smart lemme tell ya!!

[alltatup]

JDU Another good reason to vape!! ;-}

[JDU]

I need to find my charger but the weed cartridges kick my lungs ass.

[Mr.furley]

[NickyChicks]

"ooh my turn again, don't mind if I do!"

[Jordann]

Last week I watched a guy take his first turn on the bong and for what ever reason he tipped it on its side like a pipe and got a mouth full of month old well used bong water.... entertainment for the night. He didn't feel good the rest of the night though.

[Rwise]

I change my water at least daily, sometimes several times a day. But get this, I know someone that turns the bong up and drinks that nasty shit out of it. I almost puked watching!

[CaptainWiese91]

Rwise Drinking the fucking bong water?😂😂 what the fuck?😄

[RagWeedDWC]

That is freaking sick, bong water grows crap. Im with the wash once a day crowd, all the alcohol I have for bong and tool cleaning came in handy lately, but I still keep enough for cleaning.

[vostok]

a buddy has the most beautiful bong in the shape of a grusome skull...I'm nagging him to clean if but refuses, afraid it will be the death of him,
even when he bought it very expensive, I asked how you gonna clean it ...? he shruggs

My 3rd R00R bong I loved deeply, nearly a meter(yard) long, I'm doing housework when the border police take a visit
I take the bedding(Manchester?) and bong to the laundry machine(in my house) with cop following I absent mindly put bedding and bong in the washing machine
Let her rip as we drink beers on the patio, they go.. I check the laundry ....(not so funny) ..lol

My hints on Bongs
Always buy the cheapest, clean daily if you can't keep a slice of Lemon in the water

please before parting with cash ask How to Clean?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergillosis from the mold of a dirty bong

[NickyChicks]

I like my ash catcher, it definitely helps keep the bong much cleaner. Glass is so great, as long as you don't break it! Maybe skip the spin cycle 🤣

[alltatup]

vostok You CAN like comments! Click on the commenter's name and you will go to a list of their most recent comments. Lower right of each comment: you can like.

[alltatup]

vostok By jove, I think you've got it!!!

[vostok]

@Jordann

Not every day but I change the water weekly and iso monthly.

Changing the ISO Monthly please Explain..?

ISO won't last a month in my bong besides I'd be serious drunk on the ISO

I won't need weed ...lol

[RagWeedDWC]

Fire Ball? Isn't that what space x uses for fuel? I clean my clippers with it, gives them a nice Cinnamon smell

[JDU]

Always be yourself.
Unless you can be the Fireball Dragon- Then always be the Fireball Dragon.

But Cinnerator is better- 91.1 proof!!! Nice burn with a nice hot kick.

[JDU]

vostok He meant he changes the water weekly & cleans with iso every month lol

[JDU]

Crushed ice & a shitload of table salt will make em sparkle. Swirl it around just like you do a coffee pot.

[Jordann]

Been there I still prefer 90 proof. Salt if I'm stuck. Or some joints.

[SoOrbudgal]

Jordann thank you i'll take a Buffalo's Trace & ginger ale

[RagWeedDWC]

I learned the hard way, never mix nutrients while stoned..... I will just leave it at that :-)

[SoOrbudgal]

Hey RagWeedDWC I remember you sayin something about that LOL. Saw where Mike Jordon's team caught a big blue 443lbs. Man what a fun day to be out there How ya doing?

[RagWeedDWC]

We are headed to Jacksonville now to prefish, our boater released two, it is beautiful now that the storm has laid down.

[alltatup]

Funny, I have trouble mxing nutes unless I'm high...

[SoOrbudgal]

alltatup I can't LOL

[UndergroundFarmer]

I've luckily forgotten most of the really stupid stuff that I've done. I do remember a story my mom told me about my stepdad trying to drive home from a party where weed and whiskey were abundant. It was in the wee hours on a windy dirt road in northeastern Oklahoma. He looked at the speedometer in amazement and said "Wow!! A hundred miles an hour!!!" Mom was sober and for the life of me I don't know why she didn't grab the keys earlier. She looked at him and said "That's TEN miles an hour!! Stop the car now."

[Cali]

Anyone use vapcap? Well let’s just say I put the wrong end on my lips after heating it with the torch. Wow. But still funny.

[Jordann]

Worst I've done is put a joint or cigarette in my mouth the wrong way. It's a wake up call.