Stupid stuff done stoned

[Jordann]

Worst I've done is put a joint or cigarette in my mouth the wrong way. It's a wake up call.

[JohnEmad]

rofl What a moving picture show I saw of that.

[JDU]

Sweet Thanks Budgal. I should have Mango seeds in a few mos too!
I wouldn't think any of them would be inclined to hermi just because they were revegged would they?

[SoOrbudgal]

JDU clones from a Mango will be taken along with GSC once the outdoor gals really show growth i got you covered later down the road with those. I would take some on the Hindu also if you like i'm just making sure they are revegging. Here's a question......if they turned out to all hermi down the harvest lane would the clones i took be hermi seeded also ?

[JDU]

Thanks. Most of them were the 1st offerings from a Black Cherry Punch mother courtesy of Budgal so it only hurts my timing. I took 3 more Jilly Bean from the flowering plant but the Unicorn Delight is gone & if the Big Bud seedlings don't make it I'm out of them too. I think one of the GSC might make it.

[SoOrbudgal]

OMG i never operated anything but a swing on a tree while we were high on LSD blotter. Did watch the Rose Parade in Pasadena with some friends high on it. Kept us up all night till time for the parade we sat on a roof and watched the floats. But ride a bike i'm not sure about that

[UndergroundFarmer]

It makes it all the more amazing that Albert Hoffman made it home on his bike while taking the world's first intentional acid trip.

[UndergroundFarmer]

Aw crap! I hope you've got backups.

[SoOrbudgal]

I picture this so clearly homegrown. When we were 8-12yrs old all of us kids in the neighborhood rode bikes. We had a "club" of some sort. We'd all line up follow the leader get where i'm going?? Once you turn your head to look back at where the other bikes were at while riding we got in a 4 bike pile up. Nothing like rode rash knees and elbows all summer long

[Eliot Pryor]

Incredible................Luck !!

[homegrown]

Decided to take my bike for a ride last week..for the first time in three yrs. Midnight..stoned(smoking a strain called Wheres my bike? fer fuk sakes). Had a nice ride...son came home while i was gone and parked in driveway. So, im cruising home, shoot up the driveway, TRUCK!!, swerve hard left..CURB!, Ass over Tea kettle i went. Handle bar to the ribs, and back all faked up.. Went to bone snapper today(known him for years)..explained what happened...He couldn't stop laughing.. told him to f off as i was walking out..he was in hysterics. Dont ride ur bike stoned!!!

[JDU]

Well I damn sure just gone n done one oughtta git me into the Hall of Shame for this thread.
Smoked the 2nd 1/2 of a OGKush/Fire OG mixed joint 1st thing ystrdy morning. I had plants in 3 stages of feed &/or growth & needing dif water. I made & phd the calmag & watered the nursery- clones & seedlings. Made the molasses & got the ph to 6.48. Grabbed the down thinkin 'how much to get to 5.5..... Just as I put it in the jug clarity hit & I had to dump the gallon. Mixed it again & caught myself shooting for 5.5 again. Did the same thing on the nxt batch too....
I've killed my delicate clones & crippled the seedlings....They were kicking ass until now & they are dieing before my eyes.I can only assume I did the same on the 1st batch but didn't catch it.

[UndergroundFarmer]

I have to remind myself that LEO means something else besides Low Earth Orbit - the term I use to describe the ideal buzz.

[Rwise]

It was a hot summer day, myself and another employ decided to go get lunch and fix our heads. So off to the little store that made sandwiches fresh, and the to a field under a shade tree. Where we pigged down the sandwiches and proceeded to roll a fatty. This is where things went bad, LEOs came from all directions and we are surrounded, I tuck the bag under my balls to hide it, of course they said "get out"! I could not hide it any longer there it is setting on the seat, and a LEO grabs it. Fortunately for us they were concerned with dumping trash (which we were not doing), After some fast talk they let us go, we promised to never set there again, but lost the weed before we could smoke any, made for a long afternoon. We moved to setting under a bridge and were never bothered.

[Cali]

Anyone use vapcap? Well let’s just say I put the wrong end on my lips after heating it with the torch. Wow. But still funny.