San Diego beaches are opening up. That's all I know. I don't give a brown turdle about the beaches. I looked this up but couldn't find exact examples on the internet because there's something fishy about the story. Masks are becoming mandatory in some places. The way I hears it is, out of towners are drowning at the beaches because they think they still have to wear the masks in the water and are, essentially, being water-boarded, to death. Goddamn out of towners are stupid. Surfers don't have to wear one and won't stay 6' away from each other. Which is cool because pretty much every surfer is a douche bag.
I had to turn away from CVS because I didn't have a mask. I asked for a paper bag so I could cut eye holes in and wear as a mask. California grocery stores charge a dime for a bag. Well bloody hell if I ain't got my stimulus check and can afford to waste ten cents on a paperbag that I will use once, and throw away. Couldn't even use it for grocieries because it'd have holes in it! Duh! They offered to give me a plastic bag I could wear for free. Said I can see through it better'n a paper one and makes a more sanitary environment because it doesn't allow for circulation of air, keeping facial liquids from being transmitted. I remember a place I was at where a dude bet another dude on that whole drinking a gallon of milk in so long, thing. Dude couldn't get past a quart before the bet was over. I remembered that and figured the plastic bag wouldn't be a good idea because I would never use it again, either. So I left CVS.
Massage parlors will be left with one option at the end of a session. The mask gets in the way but the gloves will let you go bare-back.
If the very last joint, of the very last flower, were being passed around between you and three other people, one of whom was showing symptoms, would you hit it?
I had to turn away from CVS because I didn't have a mask. I asked for a paper bag so I could cut eye holes in and wear as a mask. California grocery stores charge a dime for a bag. Well bloody hell if I ain't got my stimulus check and can afford to waste ten cents on a paperbag that I will use once, and throw away. Couldn't even use it for grocieries because it'd have holes in it! Duh! They offered to give me a plastic bag I could wear for free. Said I can see through it better'n a paper one and makes a more sanitary environment because it doesn't allow for circulation of air, keeping facial liquids from being transmitted. I remember a place I was at where a dude bet another dude on that whole drinking a gallon of milk in so long, thing. Dude couldn't get past a quart before the bet was over. I remembered that and figured the plastic bag wouldn't be a good idea because I would never use it again, either. So I left CVS.
Massage parlors will be left with one option at the end of a session. The mask gets in the way but the gloves will let you go bare-back.
If the very last joint, of the very last flower, were being passed around between you and three other people, one of whom was showing symptoms, would you hit it?
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