Trolls... hello...

[Gingerbeard]

I am super bored. Bored, bored, bored. Board. Water board. Room and board. Hole bored in my skull. Boorish. El Bordo. Como se bored? Quaziboredo. Board feet. B-O-R-E-D.

Gingerbored.
Allboredup.
SobOredbudgal.
OldBoredHead100.
Sirius Boredside.
JohnEBored.
RagWeedDWBored.
Boredoker1.
FunkyBoredButtLovin.
Boredall.

Are there any trolls out there who want to play? Anyone have an opinion I don't agree with?

[golfnrl]

Are there any trolls out there who want to play? Anyone have an opinion I don't agree with?

I laughed. Tried to think of a different way to say bored, etc., but couldn't quite get past the Purple #3. You may have it covered. But as far as your opinion? IDK, about what?

[Gingerbeard]

Yeah... y' know @golfnrl... I didn't bore your name because golf is synonymous with boredom. Nothing personal.

[Gingerbeard]

Michael Jackson is the only person to do a moon walk!
Aliens are real!

I don't know golfnrl Those are weak. I can't get motivated. Even my plants are melancholy. Absolutely no gardening to be done. It's raining outside. Dabber is staring into space.
I keep thinking of something to do but forget what it was. Satan is about to use my hands as her workshop.

[golfnrl]

Aliens are real! Not sure about the moon walk though, literally or figuratively? I've been around long enough to see 'em both. Today it's been, think of something that needs to be done, hit the bong, wash, rinse, and repeat. So, I haven't done anything...but now I'm thinking about aliens...

[starramus]

All aliens have entered their own personal mass extinctions. Why do you think the universe is free of electromagnetic extraterrestrial communications? Enrico Fermi asked the paradoxical question, "where are they?" decades ago. Frank Tipler has the answer http://adsbit.harvard.edu//full/1980...00278.000.html

[starramus]

LRO images tell the tale that there were real moon walks. https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/L...llo-sites.html

the king of pop only simulated moon walking.

[FunkyButtLovin]

The wife is about to leave, I'll do some dabs and shoot the shit with ya when she goes. I think I'm going to set up a new skateboard while high as shit too. Maybe that can get us started. What do you think about skateboarding/skaters and are they still active in your barrio?

[SoOrbudgal]

LOL you guys, I just vacuumed the house and it's 10a.m. hubby woke up a 6a.m. he went back to bed with one of the dogs LOL cats and me are farting around feeding the wild birdies.

[BR2K]

I recommend building a solar oven for decarbing. It doesn't have to be fancy or built to last. Just something that will be useful and pass some time. Good luck!!!

[FunkyButtLovin]

Hmm, can't find either of the two that I know I have and was going to choose from to set up and destroy. All I have left are decks I planned to save. I'm kinda pissed off about it and thinking about making myself feel better by setting up one of these nicer boards but then I would probably kick myself later. Hmm, more hash then decide.

[Jon]

I've decided to try and build a wooden boat but ya bored doesn't begin to explain the situation here. On the bright side my lady is home 24/7 too. Lol not really sure if that's going to work for us.

[Gingerbeard]

Aliens are real. Who the hell else probed me?
The moon walk didn't happen. There is no moon. Eons of subliminal suggestion have made some of us believe there is one.
Solar power is propaganda put out by the ancient Egyptians. Who did not exist.
The wife never leaves. She parks down the street and watches with binoculars.

[starramus]

Aliens are real. Who the hell else probed me?
The moon walk didn't happen. There is no moon. Eons of subliminal suggestion have made some of us believe there is one.
Solar power is propaganda put out by the ancient Egyptians. Who did not exist.
The wife never leaves. She parks down the street and watches with binoculars.

[Gingerbeard]

Random acts of napping.
Organize seeds by size.
Make patterns on your soil with perlite.
Catch fungus gnats with chopsticks.
Do a 1000 piece nano jigsaw puzzle. Requires loupe.
Re-roll toilet paper.
Dust the asparagus fern.
Count the hairs in one of Dabber's hair bunnies.
Divide shatter into equal portions.
Stare at my LED until I see the face of God.
Extra time on the bidet, reading the shampoo bottle.
Thaw and refreeze ice, several times.
Freeze and thaw water, several times.
Make the whirlpool in your drain go the opposite direction.

[starramus]

Random acts of napping.
Organize seeds by size.
Make patterns on your soil with perlite.
Catch fungus gnats with chopsticks.
Do a 1000 piece nano jigsaw puzzle. Requires loupe.
Re-roll toilet paper.
Dust the asparagus fern.
Count the hairs in one of Dabber's hair bunnies.
Divide shatter into equal portions.
Stare at my LED until I see the face of God.
Extra time on the bidet, reading the shampoo bottle.
Thaw and refreeze ice, several times.
Freeze and thaw water, several times.
Make the whirlpool in your drain go the opposite direction.

[PRIMO]

I am super bored. Bored, bored, bored. Board. Water board. Room and board. Hole bored in my skull. Boorish. El Bordo. Como se bored? Quaziboredo. Board feet. B-O-R-E-D.

Gingerbored.
Allboredup.
SobOredbudgal.
OldBoredHead100.
Sirius Boredside.
JohnEBored.
RagWeedDWBored.
Boredoker1.
FunkyBoredButtLovin.
Boredall.

Are there any trolls out there who want to play? Anyone have an opinion I don't agree with?

Bored and stroked zoom-zoom! Board of government intelligence ? "Laugh out loud". Saw some kids at the farm standing on a board fence watching a boar hog boring the hell out of the sows. As an adjective boring describes something (or someone) that is tedious, dull, and lacking in interest.I find that to be most people. Bored of watching the news. So bored I went out and bored holes inna board til I got bored with that. Now I've run out of bourbon dammit ! Now I'm really bored.

[Gingerbeard]

Ooh, I forgot about boars! Damn city kid.

Talk to a Mormon.
Call back telemarketers.
Bore a hole into my neighbo... nevermind.
Sit.
We are another reality's alternate universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

[BR2K]

And ask them what they're wearing...

[PRIMO]

If your caller id says knock- knock don't answer it, it's the Jehovah witnesses working from home.

[Gingerbeard]

Clever PRIMO. I would answer a knock-knock caller ID.

[starramus]

"watching a boar hog boring the hell out of the sows." Sus scrofa domesticus replicating its genotype just as corona virus is replicating its genotype. Seems to be a preoccupation with all of us bored organisms.

[starramus]

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/smithfield-shuts-south-dakota-pork-plant-indefinitely-due-to-coronavirus-2020-04-12