gawddamn cat ate half my GSC!

[starramus]

Somebody left the basement door open (it couldn't have been me), and Jack the cat got down there, and ate half my Girl Scout Cookie. It apparently didn't agree with him so he threw it up on the floor.



Fortunately he wasn't interested in my veggies as they were left untouched.


Worst of all his topping skills are sub par.

[starramus]

cat puke not a purdy sight early in the AM!

[SoOrbudgal]

I have several cloned GSC waiting for summer man I can hardly wait i'm ready to get dirty ( in a nice way ) been mixing up my tub of soil turning Llama poo from last year in it. Dang starramus did ya step in it with those bare feet

[starramus]

I had a pack of five Nirvana GSCs. Grew one last year that turned out to be a Siamese twin with great bud. Only planted another this year. It looks like it will recover. How could I miss that mess? I had my mornin sandals on anyway. I'd like to pick up some of the Do Si Dos strain supposed to be a derivative of a GSC phenotype.
https://www.leafly.com/strains/do-si-dos Supposed to be great for sex.

[FunkyButtLovin]

There are no animals and especially no cats allowed in my grow room and this kinda shit is why. A similar thing finally happened to me a few days ago. It was hot in the grow room the other night so I opened the window to cool it down and went to sleep. I woke up and went to close the tent up in the morning and find this White Widow branch hanging and one of the outside cats laying next to it. He didn't stick around long enough for me to get his picture alongside his handiwork.

[starramus]

a mofo for sure!

[SoOrbudgal]

Poor little mofo she's just takin in the sites.

[Eliot Pryor]

I love dogs, they love me, I've had cats. I have many fond memories of my dogs. Of the cats I have memories of disasters. Get a dog to guard your plants.

[starramus]

We've got two lemon basset hounds that are buddies with Jack. Not going to protect my precious plants. Jack thinks of me as just a big mouse that feeds him. I can see in his eyes that he'd like to tear my throat out and watch me twitch while I bled to death. He is Jack the Ripper as i just found another dead bird in the garage. He's a climber too and plummeted many a baby bird from their nest to their death. A real pain in the ass is Jack the Cat!

[Canuck147]

Grow your cat some catnip - there are varieties specific for cats and catnip that one can use as a herb for cooking.

[starramus]

I'm sure my wife has some catnip sprouting.

[JohnEmad]

I planted catnip one year for our cat and every cat for miles found it a urinated everywhere on our property. Dug that little bush up and burned it. I don't mind one killer cat but a dozen is ridiculous.

[Gingerbeard]

I want to make sure alltatup sees this. Dabber cut a seedling once. Once. I pulled out my Satan voice and she was cured on the spot. Cat's don't respond to Satan voices.

[alltatup]

Gingerbaker, see my response below.

[FunkyButtLovin]

WTF I had no idea that the drummer from Cream was back and here on the board!

[alltatup]

FunkyButtLovin Ginger Baker will always be here among us. He was a god.

[alltatup]

FunkyButtLovin Hey, if animals are attracted to cannabis, they may need some of the medicinal goodness she supplies. I would always be willing to share my cannabis with my critters, except neither is interested. But I'd be the one to choose what they have access to: I'd definitely share fan leaves and even sugar leaf trim if they really liked it. But eat my buds? Hell naw.

[Gingerbeard]

Don't spoil the moment.

[alltatup]

If you can't take the heat, GB, stay outta da kitchen. Real women's tats sag.

[LurkingInTheGrass]

a line? for your cats? interesting

[Gingerbeard]

Nuclear, baby one. Absolutely nuclear.

[SoOrbudgal]

We have a Country Fair north of us every year for 3days all the old hippies and now young'ins walk around in a weed coma naked or semi naked and yes theres plenty of tatted up women and men. Lots of wild things go on cause it's a big campout party there. Is not my thing way to crowded now but it's a sight to behold once LOL

[starramus]

Looks like Security is doing a nipple check in the background. Now that bod is worth oggling!

[JohnEmad]

that just ruined my breakfast, lunch and dinner. as I shudder like Homer Simpson.

[starramus]

Gingerbeard commented

"Hey! Woah! Was that supposed to be a PM alltatup, my succubus? Showing me your tats?"


Uh oh! Even bare feet are a taboo!

[starramus]

Pirate Jack in all his innocence. Notice the patch over one eye. He's my wife's cat that I am forced to tolerate.

[Gingerbeard]

Mmmmm… shriiiiiiimp.
What's that foot thing? A little tit-for-tat? Tit-tat-toe? Proclivities v proclivities? Give me my fetishes or give me death! Fetishes are gawd given rights... or... something-something.

[alltatup]

Now be careful how you use the word "rights"...

[Gingerbeard]

Cat fetish??? Dudebroman starramus. There is nothing titty, tatty, nor toey about cats. I might have to unsub. This is getting weird. More than gingerbeard weird.

[MJTECH]

cat puke not a purdy sight early in the AM!

More so when it oozes between your toes.

[Gingerbeard]

Or when it appears on top of your sheets, overnight.

[LurkingInTheGrass]

is that wood chips in the cat puke?

cat may need to cut down on the fiber

[SoOrbudgal]

My new kitten she's 6months? I don't know anyhow she just brought me the head of a mouse i swear she's throwing it around now LOL