Wow. I didn't think anyone knew this secret & I planned to share- but it's a proven fact that plants enjoy music- especially classical chamber music. Think Tchaikovsky, Haydin & Mozart. My 3rd grade science experiment proved this. Also, when milkin cows chamber music relaxes them & encourages them to let their milk down.
I leave the TV on the xfinity music choice classical masterpieces whenever I leave & sometimes just to listen & enjoy it with them.
An hour of Tibetan bells, half an hour before and half an hour after switching from light to dark and back again. Otherwise Tibetan chants cranked up to 11. Makes for a good couchlock weed.
White noise. Like a late night tv station that goes to that snow and makes that 'psckeescpdehnczdlkj' noise. Sometime a fan with bad bearings. That's stupid making weed.
Sometimes I cry over them. Sweet, sweet, sobs of woe. I tell them I love them in sweet, sweet coos of a dove. Makes for a real introspective weed.
Whale humping calls. Not whale mating calls. Not humpback whale calls. The moment of impact. Makes for a sweet, sweet love making weed. A hot buttered man, so to speak.
Sneak up on them and yell 'Boo!' several times a day. Makes for a paranoid weed. I can't think of anything sweet, sweet about that.
My plants require a steady diet of 70’s-Current, Punk and Alternative Rock. I like to wake them up to Self Esteem by The Offspring and see what kind of mood they’re in. Sometimes they want classic Sex Pistols and sometimes they’re in the mood for a little Foo. Whatever the girls desire, I am more than happy to oblige!!