What is your age?

[Gingerbeard]

Entitlement issues. Gimme now issues. Social media is run by Charon. Parents are feeding their kids nothing but fast food so the kids travel that road. Please don't make me go on. I'm going to start my own social media thing and call it 'The River' or maybe 'Styx'.
'Hey, Jimmy! When you get this app you get a free river boat ride and cheese log just for signing up!'

[SoOrbudgal]

Gingerbeard Woahhhhhh now hey I like cheese logs.

[Gingerbeard]

Read 'The Screwtape Letters.' There's a whole chapter on cheese logs and social media.