If you created your own Hybrid

[NAKEDGARDENER]

What name would you call it and why?

Remembering the movie Ted2 where Markie Mark is with the chick lawyer and he smokes one called “ can you show me the way home”. Afterwards he is crawling along the building wall along the street asking Ted how far it is to get home and can he help him? Inspired me to think of true or freaky funny names, (as if there aren’t enough already). Here are a couple of mine.

1 Open you’re thighs and fly. Due to a combo of Alaskan thunder fuck, og kush and Jack Herer
2 Purple Pussy Pink Cadillac. Won’t go there but leave that to imagination however it may be a cross between Super Skunk and northern lights purple haze.

i have not even considered these combinations in reality, again this is purely an excel isle of huborous..

Anyone wanna weigh in?

[9fingerleafs]

Hahaha many years back a friend of mine grew such a great weed (compared to available brick weed) they use to call it “god’s Vagina”

[NAKEDGARDENER]

Laughing my face off, God’s Vagina!!!!

[kingfish]

"Stinky Foggy Aurora". The name is obvious. Skunk, Haze, Northern Lights.

[NAKEDGARDENER]

Mmmm. Musky goodness

[Motoman15]

Started some Black Jack x Girl Scout , any suggestions? Accidentally made last fall.

[NAKEDGARDENER]

Girl Scout Black jackoff

[Smokesteve]

Black scout

[9fingerleafs]

I also like black scout

[NAKEDGARDENER]

Or something less literal like “thin mint jack”

[Motoman15]

TMJ might work, subtle but good. Hard one to call and still be PC.

[NAKEDGARDENER]

I agree lol. Certainly couldn’t call it G.S.B.J

[NAKEDGARDENER]

Motoman Smokesteve says Black Scout

[NAKEDGARDENER]

Smokesteve and I believe we have a WINNER Black Scout..
Motoman

[Motoman15]

I'll wait to decide on a name when I smoke it, only 4 weeks into veg so it will be a while .

[SovietStoner]

LOL Read an article online recently about the strain naming dilemma that the cannabis activists are facing now. They are saying that offensive names hurt the process of legalization. According to the article:
We should try to keep the names more appropriate. Or at least more palatable to the common ear. Its kinda hard to advocate for legalization of strains called "Alaskan Thunder Fuck" and "Purple Pussy Pink Cadillac". It just offends some people. Rubs them the wrong way, so to speak. But EVERYONE is ok with White Widow and Blue Dream.

I don't want to say keep it "kid friendly", but some degree of restraint is necessary.

[NAKEDGARDENER]

Lol I know right, personally I laugh at these names, and just call Alaskan, ATF ETC. the thread is really meant t point out the unfriendly yet stoningly amusing names we can come up with, and not for general consumption or suggestion in real terms.

[9fingerleafs]

I agree with what you say. Personally I think Alaskan thunder fuck is a great name, the more creative the better. But there has to be a line, I understand I cannot call my heavy indica “Cosby spell” for example

[IslandColas]

Cosby’s Spell is officially stolen!😂😂😂😂 that shit literally made me laugh out loud

[SovietStoner]

But to answer your question about MY hybrid: I have a couple of candidates for crossing. I could cross my "Channel" and "White Widow" to create "French Widow".
Or "Grease Monkey" x "Blue Dream" to create "Monkey's Dream" (Blue Grease? Blue Monkey? )

[NAKEDGARDENER]

I love the French Widow sounds classy and yet available

[Chefbjy]

Snoops dream x dutch treat....Dog treat 😉

[SovietStoner]

Ohh, that sounds nice.
I got "God's Treat" seeds.

[NAKEDGARDENER]

[starramus]

Maui Wowie X Labrador = it's still gawddamn funny!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYWDDZIuoII