U might be a grower if....

[Potted]

U have a permanent bump on the back of your head from hitting it on the grow light,I’ll never learn ouch!

[Canuck147]

Yup - me too. Sometimes its the plants fault, like when that one leaf gives you a tickle and you jerk your head away and hit the light.

[Californiakid]

Ha yesterday I yelled at myself...."hey asshole quite hitting my head on that fawking light"!

I feel better knowing that I'm not the only one.

[KingKush]

You might be a grower if...
"You drive past a roadkill skunk and think it smells good"

[KingKush]

"You use the word 'dank' to describe something pleasant"

[KingKush]

Wait, is this about "might be a grower if...." or is this about hitting our heads on our lights?
I messed up my bulbs hitting the hoods so hard, they turned off and they would flicker afterwards. Ran them until I smacked my head again and wiped out two of them!

[Chefbjy]

Haha too true

[Toripony]

... if all the flowers in your yard are dead from lack of water because you're too busy watering your grow. <<<was almost me

[georges]

Great idea ...run over road kill and nosy neighbors wont smell my smoke!
Beware skunks

[WeirdWiredWolf]

Our neighbors either don't know how to cook, or cook some pretty rank food (I swear they cook rotten meat)...roomie is counting on that to help cover up when the plants start getting fragrant.

[WeirdWiredWolf]

...if your trip to a household store results in a large collection of unrelated items, none of which your actual apartment has a need for (I bought two shoe shelves...and I don't have the room or inclination to store shoes that way, they're to add storage space under my tent)

...if you have to wear a hoodie in your bedroom in the summer because the AC is set to 'icicles on the ceiling' to cool your tent.

...if the flowers in the landscaping are suddenly doing much better (if I screw up mixing nutes, rather than dumping them down the sink I go outside and give it to the flowers)

[Canuck147]

......you roll a joint and suddenly remember to do something, set the joint down - do whatever and go back to where you thought you put down the joint at - can't find it and go roll another one. Day or so later you stumble across that mysterious joint. But stuff like that one never tells their spouse.

[LosTweed]

Yep i am familiar with that

[Potted]

Lost a few like that,my only problem is I still can’t find them😩

[Pyro1711]

Well, if wife can't find em....weed kitty got them! I'm telling you, this damn cat is a weed hound. I keep telling my wife, the cat is a reincarnated version of her...

[Potted]

If u turn into a kid in a candy store.... when u go to the hydro store 😋🍭😎

[Cannabliss]

Takes me like 5 minutes to get to my nearest hydro shop. Takes me like 30 minutes to leave the place lol. I always have to walk through every aisle, chat with the owner about weed, share pics, etc.

[WeirdWiredWolf]

Mine takes two buses (or subway hopscotch + bus; that takes longer) to get to Not a huge deal as I can combine it with other trips in that area. In a way the commute is a good thing as it limits my spending to "what can I realistically carry home".

[LosTweed]

Its called GAS, ive had gas for years, guitar acquisition syndrome. Now ive got it twice as bad, grower acquisition syndrome

[Mr.furley]

You might be a Grower if......
you take random pictures for things resembling Tricromes.

and save them for later.
yes this is frozen grass blades,
yes I graded them for cloudiness.

[GreenhouseEffect]

Ya, I was gonna say those are kinda getting close, until I looked a little closer and I realized what it wasn't!!

[GreenhouseEffect]

Well, maybe another week or so ....

[alltatup]

Freakin awesome pic!!!!!

[Californiakid]

...you go to the hydro shop to hang out and talk.

In my case, organic soil shop.

[Pyro1711]

You might be a grower if... The Amazon delivery driver has you on speed dial to ask where you want your package left..

[Californiakid]

Haha that reminds me, my mailman is an older gentleman. When he delivers my seeds in little light weight boxes, he tells m wife to tell me to enjoy my Viagra. Lmao

[Cannabliss]

..... if you smell good weed while driving, you look around to see what direction it came from, then try to guess what kind it was.

..... when you're driving towards a destination anywhere near your hydro shop, you always have to stop by because you feel you might need something later on.

..... when you come home and the first thing you do is go to the grow room instead of saying hi to your significant other.

[Potted]

That look.....it’s always expensive $$$

[Cannabliss]

Potted Exactly. That look + Silent Treatment = Trouble

[Chefbjy]

Priceless 😆

[Canuck147]

I live in the Pacific Northwest, so............lots of fir trees around - 50 to 100 feet tall. Sitting around smoking in the back looking at these tall trees thinking 'Man if I had a cola that size, I'd only have to grow one.' My reply to myself - 'But where could you hang it upside down?'

[Chefbjy]

Lol yes I too have thought of that in the pac nw 😉. Would love to see some grand buds like that 😋.

[SovietStoner]

LOL. Nice. Thinking ahead....

[GreenhouseEffect]

Check out the Jorge Cervantes youtube some time, about " the Giants of California" not the quiet standard tree size, but those plants are a good 12-15' tall, with some MASSIVE colas. Fun bud candy to look at!

[SovietStoner]

You may be a grower if... you come home from work, and feed your plants before feeding your family.