Stoney's fireside smoke and jokes

[furrysparkle]

NebulaHaze have you thought about making a live chat room that we could BS in? Or would that be beyond this website's capabilities?

[Insight]

Cleaned the bong and had a restful day. Watered the girls also.



A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

She says, "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."

[LuckyAcres]

Oh yeah, loving it!

[StoneyTony]

Rolmao!

[Sonnyhad]

ROFLMAO!!! Thats a good one!!

[Green75]

I'm hanging out with Randy right now...who remembers these....




Goes good right after bacon wrapped pork filets...

[CCisme]

Yummy we had pork loin on the grill!

[StoneyTony]

Sure do! LOL

Appetizer, on a stick. That's How Bradda

[LuckyAcres]

lololol anything past ....... none! We have 2 of each! Give me a room full of teenage boys and video games. Thankfully the hubby seems to shine with large groups of giggling girls.

I don't mind the giggling girls, they crack me up most of the time but once in while at home I just get this craving for fart jokes, stick fights and smelly socks...

[CCisme]

There must be girl you can start edging towards that type of humor lolol Tomboys❤ Train her well one day, before ya know it she'll lock you in a room with her stank and collapse laughing on the otherside of the door!

[South Sierra Dude]

Better late than never.

[South Sierra Dude]

Writing an essay on the historical context of Antigone and creating a PowerPoint on King Lear.

[furrysparkle]

Antigone?

[South Sierra Dude]

Attic tragedy

[furrysparkle]

Ahh...

[furrysparkle]

LuckyAcres Ive never heard it called datura...

https://www.erowid.org/plants/salvia/

http://www.sagewisdom.org/index.html

if if you'd like to learn more!

[furrysparkle]

More practical link for sage wisdom

http://www.sagewisdom.org/usersguide.html

[furrysparkle]

Also, what did the ocean say to the beach?


nothing it just waved...

[StoneyTony]

6Am - Waking & Baking....... and bacon!

[Green75]

Nice bong...

[LuckyAcres]

Lucky Nettle tea will help that arthritis and it goes well with the splif. Its been used for ever by natives , tea doesn't taste bad either good luck

oldjarhead100 On it! Thanks a bunch!!!! Anything that keeps me uncrancky!

[Sonnyhad]

Here's how I roll! It does the job! oh yeah

[Sonnyhad]

Green75 Do you have the volcano? And if you have tried both, is there that much difference?

[StoneyTony]

Good to hear thanks! It looks pretty sweet and a 3rd the price of the volcano

[Green75]

No I've never tried it...I tried alot of other tho

[Green75]

I am going to make some bubble hash tonight when I get off...can't wait...stoked...getting high now in honor of it..lol

[LuckyAcres]

Get a volcano lucky....

Dude! That's the price of an lec!!! No off brands yet anywhere?

[furrysparkle]

Firefly?

[Green75]

I first bought Chinese version of it...no good !!

There are other bag machines out there people seem to like..

[LuckyAcres]

Firefly?

Bugs instead of lec?, dunno man if their light output would be enough for flowering...😅

[LuckyAcres]

Aaaaahhhhhh......Yeah sorry I was fireflying myself at the time I think! 😅 Will look into it

[Tryitagainsam]

Where "my best friend" and my "best bud" hang out. 🤓😬😜

[LuckyAcres]

Isn't it kind of a sad thing, most of us growers partying alone in our grow rooms...we need a big ol camping trip this summer. Mt Hood in august anyone?

[CCisme]

The happy place!

[Tryitagainsam]

Mount hood is not far, and we legal here folks