Stoney's fireside smoke and jokes

[LuckyAcres]

Green75 suggested this before my bong hit, I thought about it and I was like hell yeah we need a bullshitting thread.
So there GWE, bullshit away.
1sr rule. Post a pic of what you toke with.
2nd rule. Forgot already.
3rd. Fuuuuuuuuck......

[LuckyAcres]

Showed you mine!

[furrysparkle]

That's super cool, is it a water perk pipe with an ice pinch?

[LuckyAcres]

Dunno man they call those things bubblers around here, kinda works like a mini bong really, the water is supposed to stay in when you move it around but that's not 100%!!!

[Green75]

Packed a half..blue cheese and half Afghan kush spliff...

I'm in...



Good job lucky....

I invision a gas mask hanging on the outside of your shed on an old rusty nail...with a sign....enter at your own risk....


Tell your wife she has to go into garden naked from now on..because she brought the bugs in...

[LuckyAcres]

Ha! Dude, Ill try anything that gets her naked but this? Not sure she'll go for it. Assuming you tried that line at home, how did it go?

[LuckyAcres]

Nice blunt btw, mine was big dirty

[Green75]

I believe I got to see her middle finger

[Green75]

dontknownuttin ...where you at

[Green75]

South Sierra Dude ...what up

[LuckyAcres]

I believe I got to see her middle finger

More than I would get

[CCisme]

Rediscovered this bulky girly pipe, its easier on the arthritis..... I can not believe I just said that.

[LuckyAcres]

i live with 5 females(only one of them canine) and what i consider girlie anymore isn't what it used to be!!!, your bowl looks just fine! And imo Arthritis can suck it!

[CCisme]

People buy me pink, because they all seem to think I should add a little color to the blacks greys and earth tones. Bah! My daughters are always trying to add pinks when Im not looking! They seem to enjoy the game.... 😏 So I protest out of habit.. sad lolol

[CCisme]

[LuckyAcres]

How many daughters you got? Doing research on sanity threshold vs number of daughters, I'm barely holding up with 3...my office is still a pink free zone though...but they try oh they try...

[CCisme]

lololol anything past ....... none! We have 2 of each! Give me a room full of teenage boys and video games. Thankfully the hubby seems to shine with large groups of giggling girls.

[LuckyAcres]

My postlunch arthritis remedy

[Green75]

Looked like it did the job

[oldjarhead100]

Lucky Nettle tea will help that arthritis and it goes well with the splif. Its been used for ever by natives , tea doesn't taste bad either good luck

[007]

I'm jealous, no smoking for me atm. But I will share a joke: Why did the dragon sleep all day? He fought knights!

[LuckyAcres]

Nice one! Hey you know you're with us every time we toke right?!
I got one too. Daughter going up and down on the swing, 4 3/4 years old. "Papa look! I'm higher than you!" I look at her and say "you sure about that?" The neighbor was outside, that was for him!😅

[CCisme]

Puny stuff there lololol

[Tika]

Ok..just so I could hang here to listen I had some Blue cheese and made the still life with my lovely girlie bong and rolled a 1966 Chevy Impala style joint . Pretty sure I hit submit, came back to check it- not here...had to redo this..
wondering where it got posted
cause I'm slightly toasted

[OzBud]

just checked your profile which shows all the posts/comments you've made recently and it's not showing up anywhere except this thread.

[LuckyAcres]

Definitely toasted 😅

[furrysparkle]

Hows the new waterpipe hit?

[Tika]

Well thanks OzBud for that labor of ❤️ love!

[Green75]

Got a bunch of yard work done today...tore apart the inside of my tent and redid my entire setup....been geeked all day...bong hits and bowls...pie eyed I tell ya...


Lady with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach...she sees a guy jogging her way so she starts sniffling...guy stops and asks what's the matter...Lady says I've never been hugged before...guy feeling bad for her bends down and gives her a quick hug and continues on...the lady notices him on his way back and starts crying a little...he stops and asks what's wrong..she said with no arms and legs I've never been kissed before...he quickly looked around to see if they were being watched and bent over and gave her a kiss and continues on his jog...on his final trip down that beach that lady starts balling and throwing a fit...guy reluctantly stops and says lady..I've given you a hug and a kiss what could be wrong now...she stops crying enough to say...as you can see I have no arms and legs and I've never been fucked before...he really scopes out the beach this time and it was clear so her scooped her up and threw her into the ocean and says...NOW YOUR FUCKED..!!!!

[Green75]

Picked up sticks..tons of them..mowed...I as well have speakers outside...jamin local rock station....oh and scooped leaves off of pool cover...fun...oh and restacked wood that we did not burn through winter...

Being out in it all Fucked up is awesome...let the light shine...

[CCisme]

Hahahahahhaaaa

[alltatup]

pretty tasteless joke at the expense of disabled people...

[LuckyAcres]

Cue in hawk screech...

[LuckyAcres]

It was a good joke though

[furrysparkle]

Damn! That could be my backyard! Lol...

[furrysparkle]

Unfortunately I'm going dry until I become legal, my girl is worried about the law and wants to stay on the legal side of it... though I should be getting some salvia divinorum soon so I'll toke that up with you guys! (Though I'll prolly be too busy seeing things to chat lol)

[Green75]

That shit is dangerous....small amounts!!

[furrysparkle]

Of course green75 I've already read several guides on it, from erowid to sage wisdom, I contemplated buying the plant for months before I actually bought it. I'm excited to add to my garden though! Also fascinated by the reverse tolerance it has. And it's only to be used in a calm and meditative mindset. As always I'll stay safe and responsible with any altering drug!

[LuckyAcres]

Furry are you guys talking about datura or something different? Cuz datura is nothing to be triffled with