Passing a urine test

[Green75]

Years ago I was on two year probation...I went in every month for a piss test...I was baked for every single one.

Two hours before my appt. I drank the crap out of water till I totally was pissing water. Drink a glass then piss drink a glass then piss...got to hammer it down. It works very well.

[insomniaczzz]

Years ago I was on two year probation...I went in every month for a piss test...I was baked for every single one.

Two hours before my appt. I drank the crap out of water till I totally was pissing water. Drink a glass then piss drink a glass then piss...got to hammer it down. It works very well.

Word has it that they can now tell if it seems too watered down, makes the test invalid.

[Green75]

I forgot to mention also drink decaf coffee in there as well for urine color

[Pankace]

The body needs over a gallon a day just stay at optimal hydration. Sadly not many of us drink that much water. This is also important to how well your body cleans itself. I passed a urine screen some 10 years ago in a weeks time by making sure I drank an entire gallon of water a day. If he's a skinnier guy this will be easy. Thc stores in our fat for a long time but I'm not sure how true this is if your body is getting proper water intake.

[insomniaczzz]

Royal, I read the link thanks. It also linked to other helpful articles. My husband is very intelligent and because of past jobs, can argue a case as good as most lawyers in court. He'd be able to lecture for an hour or more or the unethical underlyings of this testing practice.. And, fortunately, his gastro doctor who treats his crohn's disease is pro marijuana, so we have him on our side.

[Royal Nugs]

Anytime. I'm sure it'll work out. Life has a tendency to do stuff like this. Gotta roll with it...

[insomniaczzz]

Pankace, I know he doesn't drink a gallon of water a day, not even now that he's trying to increase his intake. Few people do drink enough water, and yet it is so important.

[dontknownuttin]

Royal, I read the link thanks. It also linked to other helpful articles. My husband is very intelligent and because of past jobs, can argue a case as good as most lawyers in court. He'd be able to lecture for an hour or more or the unethical underlyings of this testing practice.. And, fortunately, his gastro doctor who treats his crohn's disease is pro marijuana, so we have him on our side.

That's a great skill your husband has! My question will he still be able to do this while effectively AT THE SAME TIME AS going through withdrawl?. Please do what you can and if you wish I will be glad to pass any questions you may have (anonymously) to (my wife) a 35 year professional R.N. for a educated answer for you. GOOD LUCK!

[insomniaczzz]

You are right about the withdrawal. Between the pain, and the withdrawal, it can make him a stark raving lunatic.

[dontknownuttin]

My wife says ALL MEN ARE stark raving lunatics YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN OWNING ONE. I listen to my wife as she has the education to make my demise "look like natural causes" a man cant be too careful.

[insomniaczzz]

My wife says ALL MEN ARE stark raving lunatics YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN OWNING ONE. I listen to my wife as she has the education to make my demise "look like natural causes" a man cant be too careful.

Thanks for making me smile. LOL

[insomniaczzz]

Found out some info. They do not test on the spot, they send it off. Hubby will be able to get his script at his appointment tomorrow. If he fails the test, which he probably will because he just failed the home test again, he will be required to test again next time. So basically, you are given a one time fail pass.

[Royal Nugs]

I guess it's time to start the weening process sooner? Or no more of nature's meds for a while I suppose. I can see why he's been wanting to harvest early now!

[insomniaczzz]

I guess it's time to start the weening process sooner? Or no more of nature's meds for a while I suppose. I can see why he's been wanting to harvest early now!

Yes, you have it right. He wants this stuff harvested, cured and stored away until he feels safe to start using again. He may have to test clean three months in a row, before they stop testing him. I just starting a new thread about skin contact.

And yes, he has just increased his will to get weaned off the oxi as fast as possible.

[Sonnyhad]

Just another reason PA is f'd up. My husband takes opioids as prescribed by his primary care giver. He does not abuse them, or give them to anyone else. He has a doctor appointment on Tuesday and last Thursday, his doctor's nurse called to say he would be required to give a urine sample at that appointment. I am shocked they even gave him that warning. His last toke was Thursday morning. He has been drinking cranberry juice and water like crazy and trying to pee it out. We had some testers here and he just tried it and tested positive. Who knows if he'll be clean by Tuesday morning or not.

This is just so unjust. Cocaine only stays in your system for 4 or 5 days. Marijuana can be up to 30 days. He hates being addicted to opiates. He is using the weed to wean himself off them. If he fails the test, we don't know if they will give him his script or not. You cannot just go cold turkey to get off oxicontin. This is the main reason we decide to grow, so he can get off the oxi.

I'm just venting. Has anyone else been put in this position? Other than flushing your bladder, is there a way to get it out of your system faster.

There is a product my brother used, he drank it down on the morning of the test and within a couple hours he passed the test. He got it at the local head shop, it was about 40 bucks is all I know. He is not here or I would ask him what its called.

[insomniaczzz]

Thanks for that info sonny. I don't know how long ago your brother had to test, or what state, but from reading up the subject, the testing process now includes testing for certain "foreign" agents such as products you are talking about. They will also consider the test invalid if the specimen seems too watered down.

[Royal Nugs]

Yes. They test for masking agents. I guess there are more basic variations but the testing has become quite standardized. Since you said they're sending it out, I can say with certainty that it will have all the bells and whistles on the testing process.