I have the harvest Shpilkies

[Ckbrew]

Give them what they want/need until it hurts so good, and use them like they need to be used.

[Gingerbeard]

Can't show love without a few blisters.

[OldManGrower]

Wow! you guy have brought this to a whole new level. Training by terror! Good grower bad grower, the ultimate tent threat, intimidation and fomenting jealousy. Remind me to never piss you off. I'm more into rainbows and unicorns with the occasional Hobbit.

[OldManGrower]

Yes Grasshopper. Be one with the weed.

[OldManGrower]

Yeah Boychick.

[Gingerbeard]

Passive aggressive training?

[Ckbrew]

Well Gingerbeard maybe your plants will act like that. Mine are more laid back. I listen to what they want and give it to them, and they listen to me and give me what I want. Then again sometimes they do get very demanding. When they say dry, wet, hot, cold, hungry, stuffed, I listen, if they say time to harvest then I jump. Yes demanding they can be but so am I. Then when they are satisfied with all my work, they drip resin at the thought of me using them for what ever whim I may have. As for nanners or balls go, they all know about the torch i have that puts out a flame about 1 meter long and .15 meter wide, and I am not afraid to use it.

[Gingerbeard]

Tell the whole story Ckbrew.
They will laugh at you for being a putty, say you're not a man and give you a pity flower. If you want them to respect you, you have to have something going in a second tent. Let the main tent smell your second tent on your fingers after a trim. MT will give you all she's got to keep you away from ST. She'll practically ooze with resin.

But be careful. You don't want them to nanner up, just to spite you. It really can be a real slap in the face.

[Ckbrew]

Go have a talk with the plants, ask them what they want. They know, and will tell you if you are patient with them, know how to listen and are willing to speak plant.

[Gingerbeard]

Gnosh on a klochey. You'll be flavin.

[dilvish]

Did you mean: Shpilkes?

[OldManGrower]

I have thought I was a week away from harvest for the last three weeks. I have no reason to be so antsy. Got enough in the pantry, have already started seeds for the next grow and all that is required is patience. This of course is what I have counseled to every post regarding "when to harvest", "are they ready yet", "how long do I have to wait", "is something wrong with my plants", etc,,, I get it. After working diligently for four months, the anxiety is quite intense. Time to have a toke and contemplate the good and righteous. For I shall harvest no weed before amber trichomes I see. (Sorry Orson).