Lots of seriousness going on in the forum lately. A little levity? Here you go.
Sister-in-law was living with my future wife at the time and she came home with a clone, for $25. Nice looking plant, good 8 inches tall. The guy she bought it from gave her some nutrients/fertilizer and told her how much to use and when.
Well, she thought instead of using just a little fertilizer, wouldn't it grow faster if she put in a lot.
So, she went on her own and proceeded to water/fertilize her new plant. My girlfriend and I were in the front room when Joyce comes barreling into the kitchen with her potted plant in hand.
'There's steam coming out of the dirt. What should I do?' That started me laughing.
She extricated the plant out of the pot and proceeded to rinse the roots in the water. Now I'm killing myself laughing.
She holds the plant up, naked to the root. The roots are steaming from the rinse water, and asks 'Do you think it's dead?'
I fall on the floor I'm laughing so hard.
Within the hour she came home, the plant was dead.
Sister-in-law was living with my future wife at the time and she came home with a clone, for $25. Nice looking plant, good 8 inches tall. The guy she bought it from gave her some nutrients/fertilizer and told her how much to use and when.
Well, she thought instead of using just a little fertilizer, wouldn't it grow faster if she put in a lot.
So, she went on her own and proceeded to water/fertilize her new plant. My girlfriend and I were in the front room when Joyce comes barreling into the kitchen with her potted plant in hand.
'There's steam coming out of the dirt. What should I do?' That started me laughing.
She extricated the plant out of the pot and proceeded to rinse the roots in the water. Now I'm killing myself laughing.
She holds the plant up, naked to the root. The roots are steaming from the rinse water, and asks 'Do you think it's dead?'
I fall on the floor I'm laughing so hard.
Within the hour she came home, the plant was dead.
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