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[Jordann]

For entertainment purposes when I bought a pH meter from wish...I threw in a 30 dollar light (1000watt HPS replacement). For 1 does not match photo on site. And draws 50 watts. But LEDs are the future and surly a 50 watt LED can replace any HPS bulb. Only 3 months delivery. Fuck I got a laugh when I opened it. Shit I've been ordering so much lately that I didn't even know what was in the box. Legitimately laughed my ass right off my body.. Maybe if I put it 3 inch over 1 plant it might...keep it alive in a perfect world. Bottom line. Spend the money!? Thought you'd might want a laugh as well. Buyer beware. People who are just starting might jump on a price like this knowing no better. Stay away from wish. The pH meter matches my other 2 in reading ph. So I guess some things can be bought off wish. But they can keep their business till I need something cheapo. Might put the light over the babies for fun. Would be a good light for a 5 gallon bucket grow.

[Daskahn]

I was wondering if you could use it for clones or seedlings... trying to see the positives

[Jordann]

Repurposed aquarium lighting. Keeps babies happy ive had its twin for a few months in my closet for babies with cfls

[JDU]

Wish has nothing but items you 'wished' they worked.

[Jordann]

Will update with time but it's tucked over the babies they're alive so far. Flourishing at the moment.

[9fingerleafs]

hahahaha, i had that same feeling when i ordered a grinder on ebay from china and received a tinny grinder the diameter of a quarter

[9fingerleafs]

they make the highest quality electronics know to man but they also make the cheapest most explosive electronics too

[Daskahn]

I think your thinking of Japan.. I’m pretty sure they make the highest quality everything

[9fingerleafs]

very true, historically japan its been the best for decades but now everything is being made in china, even the top notch electronics like cellphones and 5G tech and all that new generation stuff

[alltatup]

"Legitimately laughed my ass right off my body." Good: you won't need any toilet paper. More for the rest of us!

[Jordann]

People just have to get some stool hardners, shit every 2 days. Use 3 squares of TP. Roll last us a month that way. Just my suggestion. The oxycontin I'm on for my crash does, like most opiates at a high dose, plug me the f up. Trying to get off the hell pills and more into my weed but honestly, weed can only do so much for pain. Even strong edibles. So I've worked myself down from what I was one 2 80s and some perks. Down to 2 40s and 2 percs a day. So progress is being made.

[alltatup]

Jordann That's rough, man, and I sympathize with you. It's good you've got your dose down, and you may still yet find the right strain, the right amount and the right concentration to take your pain away. In the meanwhile, take psyllium capsules and drink lots of water: it's never EVER good to be constipated, stopped up and dried out. It's the best natural bulk and softener for your stool. If you need more TP, I'll send you some. ;-}

https://www.amazon.com/Nutricost-Psyllium-Husk-500mg-Capsules/dp/B01CTFZFE4/ref=sr_1_5?dchild=1&keywords=psyllium+caps&qid=1584645168&sr=8-5

[Jordann]

Where I'm at now I skip the odd day so iill be going down in the next month or 2. There's a few strains I've been looking at that are supposed to help that I've never grown yet so that will be 2 grows from now so I can clear up space that is packed now.

[alltatup]

Agree w/ BU2B 100% The entourage effect is super-important and when I feel a special attraction to a strain, I follow my nose! If it smells really good to you, it probably contains stuff you need.

We all know that THC is THC, but the specific blend of terpenes and other compounds in a strain make it unique.

Check this article out: https://www.projectcbd.org/science/t...tourage-effect

One of my very favorites is Blue OG by G13 Labs. I've never smelled any other strain like it. Enormously hard-hitting and relaxing.

[SoOrbudgal]

Hmmm Blue OG may have to do a sniff tester on that one myself if local dispensary carries it. Thanks alltatup and I do think it's the grower skills that make it better quality. I been looking at the differences of hydro, soil mix/coco same strains but different medium.

[9fingerleafs]

haha yeah ive been fascinated with smells because every person detects diff smells and remind them of dif things, so one people smells orange when other smell the earthy undertone and others smell the sugary sweet smell, all from the same bag. anyway, a great breeder once said, when you smell a bag of weed and feel tingly inside, thats the medicine your body needs

[Jordann]

Anyone has any suggestions for different strains, I'll put an order in see what I get out of it. Always looking for the newest and best strains for pain. I've been smoking peyote cookies lately and it's been a real winner. I can get the weed at a dispensary but can't find the seed anywhere so I don't know if the dispensary makes names and throws it on jars for fun maybe. Anyways what strains do you use for pain? Tacked on some starting to bud porn. For fun.

[Daskahn]

Gorilla glue
Amnesia haze
I 95
Any of the diesels

[Jordann]

I'll be making an order, not in a rush as I have 8 in flower 8 in veg and 36 in their starting stages about to be flipped to 12s to sex and back to 18 with the males throw out so I'm looking at atleast 6 months before I have room. And with seeds in actuality paying for..I'll want to be ready to care for them and not ignore them.

[Jordann]

Yea I can't handle the racing inside my head can't get rid of them...thoughts

[Jordann]

Of damn sativas.

[alltatup]

Jordann Grow em out a little longer; racing thoughts are characteristic of Cannabis harvested too early--not Sativas...

[Jordann]

More of a smoking sativa and going to bed kind of thing. Just doesn't work like you think it will. Or grabbing the wrong jar and finding out as you blow the bong toke out.

[SoOrbudgal]

Right about that racy shit

[ChefSheri]

Hubby likes the sativa, not me; I'm an Indica girl. That's why I have two of each in the tent right now. They need separate lights but in absence of that I'm taking a perverse joy in just bending the hell out of "his" plants (don't judge, he's working in Pennsylvania right now and ain't around to help!).

[SoOrbudgal]

Woohooo you go ChefSheri twist and shout !

[alltatup]

Seriously folks: Here's the joke of the day:

I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old man came in and asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over.

[SoOrbudgal]

Good 1 alltatup LOL now that's a joke of the day.

[Jordann]

Fukn eh lol

[Jordann]

Hey@ChefSheri. Here the Indica sativa race in my tent but I got the height to just block up the small ones

[ChefSheri]

LOL Jordann, I have my Indicas perched on coffee cans and tupperware right now, and I do have 6ft. to play with in the tent. Just a bit of a challenge to maintain an even canopy, makes me wish I'd gone for one OR the other, but where's the fun in that?

[Jordann]

Everyone got a 4 gallon half fend half calmaged pHed to 6 water which came out 5.5. They were dry as hell just got home form a couple days away.