Ahhh S%$T Moment

[SoOrbudgal]

Goodmorning GWE class of 2020 the lesson for today will be...…..let me prefix the story.

Friday night dinner out and a trip to dispensary ( hopefully soon to end). My hubby likes the pre rolls so I buy him 4 1gram Crown Royal strain $6 ea. and me I get a gram of Forbidden Fruit $12 plus I see a strain I've been curious about so I ask for a pre roll gram of Samoas she gives me 2 pre roll grams. Oh happy me. Get home get comfy fire up my little $6 doobie take two drags really yummy tasting feeling floaty relaxed after just 2 drags. One of our pups is in my lap, I light the doobie again...….and cough right into the f-ing tube inhale end and blow the friggin cherry and pot right out of the tube onto my nearly new carpet. I spring out of the chair dog goes flying and we are both crawling around hands and knees rubbing the carpet where we think the cherry landed, dogs think were playing.

D.A.A.S.69 yes it's spendy for good weed in those places. Crazy but it's only there because folks are unwilling or unable to grow there own. Thankfully we won't need to shortly.

[D.A.A.S.69]

I'm sticking with our homegrown, and from now on, just gonna grow 2-3plants in a small 2x2, with quantum boards for light, going up in pot size though, from 2 to 3gallon, and only autos.
Very cheap way to grow Jane, we got way more than we need, and give away about half of what we grow, you can only smoke so much ,lol
Some we got from 3-4years ago, will still get the job done nicely, even smoking joints with it, very mellow, maybe not quite as potent as a month cure, but it's still, very good.
We ain't bought MJane in over 50years, and don't plan on starting to buy any.
But I do want to try one of those pens,@Mr.furley, suggested.
Thanks again, and HappyGrowing.

[Farmall]

Which pen is that? I have a pencil thin ccell one that the oil cartridges screw in but I got them last year in a dispensary. It charges by a screw on USB adapter for the computer or wall charger...BUT Then the vape thing hit so I don’t use it. I will say however, 4 hits and it’s over for me

[JDU]

I have one of those e-go pens too Farmall

[RagWeedDWC]

Same here, one plant at a time during grow season, just for variety growing one after the other.

[YYCannabis]

🤣
I wasn't sure where your story was going, and started to think that you had blown the cherry into pup’s ear/eye. Glad that wasn’t the case. Did you ever find the hot cherry?

[JDU]

I hate when that happens!!!
is the new carpet ok?

[SoOrbudgal]

yes it is fine

[starramus]

Goodmorning GWE class of 2020 the lesson for today will be...…..let me prefix the story.

Friday night dinner out and a trip to dispensary ( hopefully soon to end). My hubby likes the pre rolls so I buy him 4 1gram Crown Royal strain $6 ea. and me I get a gram of Forbidden Fruit $12 plus I see a strain I've been curious about so I ask for a pre roll gram of Samoas she gives me 2 pre roll grams. Oh happy me. Get home get comfy fire up my little $6 doobie take two drags really yummy tasting feeling floaty relaxed after just 2 drags. One of our pups is in my lap, I light the doobie again...….and cough right into the f-ing tube inhale end and blow the friggin cherry and pot right out of the tube onto my nearly new carpet. I spring out of the chair dog goes flying and we are both crawling around hands and knees rubbing the carpet where we think the cherry landed, dogs think were playing.

D.A.A.S.69 yes it's spendy for good weed in those places. Crazy but it's only there because folks are unwilling or unable to grow there own. Thankfully we won't need to shortly.

Better install ceramic tile next time if you need to be surrounded by an ash tray.

I stay out f the dispensaries since my flower is far more potent, and their product is priced far more than it is worth.

[SoOrbudgal]

No kidding starramus but my grow from summer was shit so there you go. Besides i'm trying to find 3 strains for our house grows testing the waters can you dig it? Ever cough when smoking pot? Don't have your lips near the inhale tubes emmm k

[duckman]

next time SoOrbudgal try to get pictures

[RagWeedDWC]

My granddaughter brings us dispensary stuff from CA when she visits, but smokes all my stuff :-)

Days gone by I used a "Power Puffer", for the young ones it was a squeeze bottle you put the joint inside the neck (Mounted on a metal tube" then squeezed it, like getting a shot gun...
I hit that sucker like I was training for the hand shake Olympics and blew the cherry thru the pipe down my throat, it was a quick visit and then relaunched across the room onto the carpet.... Im dying, bride is checking the carpet.

Power puffer was no longer an option.

[duckman]

used to have one of those as well, RagWeedDWC, lost it in the river when my buddy and I (okay, it was me) flipped the canoe. loved that thing, a one-person shotgun!

[Rwise]

Mine calls its self a bed side smoker, yes I still have it,,,

[LurkingInTheGrass]

I remember that too

It would always be a game, to see who would forget and squeeze to hard 😁

[SoOrbudgal]

That thing blew a smoke stream like those vapes do today simply idea it was. I want another

[RagWeedDWC]

I would get another, but my last experiences was along the lines of inhaling a cigarette lighter.

On Second thought, I think I will try and make one, unless someone else can find one on the net.

[Sledrock]

I had one of those years ago. I think it was called a Power Hitter? I remember it had a Stoned-Looking Cartoon character on it and a Caption above him that read, "Onward Though the Fog!" You unscrewed the top and stuck the lit joint into the tapered-down end, put the top back on and squeezed the Power-Hitter - it gave a narrow steam of thick smoke that put my head in a thick Fog many, many Times!

[SoOrbudgal]

Sledrock that's right power hitter it was ingenious little puffer.

[FunkyButtLovin]

I used to make those things with a sports bottle and a 1/4" drive socket. I was actually talking to someone recently about this. It's time to build another one methinks.

[RagWeedDWC]

I have found a couple of hits on "power hitter"....
......
One guy looks like he is trying to start up kind of thing... I think a home made would work fine.

[YYCannabis]

Imma gunna start a new thread...”best/worst bong stories”. I bet everybody here has more than 1 embarrassing story to tell.

[RagWeedDWC]

First off, I do not recall the last time I rolled a joint, just do not do it, seems like a waste. It took several attempts at rolling a decent one to smoke...
Ok, I had the wife roll it, but I did supervise.

My first attempt at a homemade “Power Hitter”, reinforces the fact, as my bride points out, that I cannot roll a joint. (Written under duress)

I can see some future mods coming up, that will allow me to smoke something besides a joint.

All the parts were laying around in my shop, I use the squeeze bottoms to pour different colors of epoxy. the pipe (Major need of improvement) was part of a air chime.

Way back when we homemade vaporizers with a mason jar, soldering iron, copper end cap and a couple of tubes of rubber. Heat everything under the jar and smoke it. Crude, but you knew everything that went into the bowl. But a pain in the @ss to use

I like this, easy to pass around, keeps the ashes off the carpet and if you have ever dropped a roach while laying in a water bed you can appreciate that capability.

[LurkingInTheGrass]

Well played sir

We used to use a peroxide bottle (dark brown) made the game of 'where is the coal' more fun

Dont remeber what we used to make the tube/holder. It was a small metal tube maybe 2" (from some construction site)

Eventually, we put a little crimp in the middle of the tube, to catch the coal.
Somebodies girlfriend thought it was 'dangerous' and if she couldn't use it, he couldn't

[Farmall]

THAT looks really cool! I ve got to assemble one of these

[Eliot Pryor]

You gotta learn to roll a joint. Hint use a dollar bill.

[RagWeedDWC]

In the day, I could roll one with a Bull Durham paper, just way out of practice, I never smoke a full joint and a pipe is so much handier. Better yet, just let the wife roll them, since she is such a pro :-)

[Eliot Pryor]

Let the wife roll them is better by far.

[SoOrbudgal]

I am the roller in our house. I just finished rolling 12 joints hopefully will last 3days LOL. Made a stop at the dispensary also today getting low on my good homegrown black cherry punch so picked up few grams of GDP $6 gram that will be for pipe. My hubby was so use to the jars and jars we once had he's forgot how long it takes to grow indoors. If i'm lucky we may get to harvest these two autos within a month.

[Rwise]

In 72 we went through an lb every day,,,, many Cheech and Chong big bamboo papers were burned

[Farmall]

Haha. I remember those and E-Z Wider

[OlderNOTwiser]

Oh, man! That Cheech and Chong rolling paper! Yea, we used it up, too. I believe it was just north of an ounce in that thing. Passing it was real tricky as I recollect. Someone got the bright idea to use the Sunday paper funnies as rolling papers.