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    Happy Birthday Jesus

    Yesterday my Christmas dinner host served a happy birthday jesus cake; with a straight face. Thoughts?
    SSD

    #2
    Damn!! Wish you'da took a picture!! My thoughts: eat the cake with ICE CREAM!!!!! Then smoke weed.
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    • South Sierra Dude
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      Weeded the whole time.

    • alltatup
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      Only way to eat Jesus cake...

    • starramus
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      Me thinks you got it backwards. Smoke weed and then eat the cake with ICE CREAM!!!!!

    #3
    are you looking to get into a religious debate.....im game....im an opened minded Christian....

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    • South Sierra Dude
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      No. Just thought that the cake was funny. I was unsure if we'd sing.

    • Green75
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      Lmfao...I gotcha...to funny

    #4
    And of1you're Christian I'm Jesus himself.
    SSD

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    • Green75
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      for sure I am....private school kid till 8th grade....Lutheran

      at the end of eighth grade they said it was time to be confirmed...like they were going to make me ......like I had no choice but to become a member of the Lutheran society.....so I went to my mother and asked her if they could refuse graduation from eighth grade if I did not get confirmed.....she said no and asked why...I told her that I thought I was to young to make that decision and did not feel like they should try and make me get confirmed....she was devastated....but she reluctantly full hearted agreed with me and let me stand my ground......it became a big ordeal...first kid ever to refuse confirmation ......and I did it just because they told me I had to............

      I am a Christian !!! but that's between me and God......

    #5
    And for just a second ya you got me.
    SSD

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      #6
      I'd say "Happy Birthday Jesus dude!" Love it
      Last edited by Saturn; 12-26-2016, 12:28 PM.

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        #7
        My thought is It was His birthday and very fitting, if you haven't given your life to him do it now

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          #8
          We should take this "debate" elsewhere. http://www.truthdig.com/dig/item/200512_jesus At the end of the article the debate is raging. Be sure to click on load comments.

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            #9
            I think the Jesus cake is very fitting for Christmas.........now breaking out into the happy birthday song is pretty funny.

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              #10
              I think we could have a very civil and intellectual discussion here as long as no one bashing another for their beliefs........but maybe Nebula would not approve.

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                #11
                I do appreciate the freedom nebula has allowed here, but jesus is a bit off topic from cannabis cultivation.

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                • alltatup
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                  I'm pretty sure that Jesus smoked weed.

                • Cracker08
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                  It does say in the Bible, "I have given you all seed bearing plants to use" so cannabis is a seed bearing plant, if you do it wrong, lol, just my 2 cents

                • alltatup
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                  AMEN. And, of course, some folks speak of the connection between Canaan and Kaneh Bosm:


                  Moses said, Let my peeps get high.

                #12
                Nebula what sayeth you?

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                  #13
                  I'm going to go ahead and say what's on my mind. Nebula will probably delete the entire thread if she disapproves.

                  I was brought up fundamental Born Again Baptist. I did not go to private school so that is a big difference. But in our church, we were expected to come forward, as the invitation went out every Sunday, and accept Jesus into our hearts. Myself and two boys my age, decided to go up together one Sunday, I thing we were about 14. It made our parents happy, but its not the way its supposed to be. To this very day, I am conflicted about this situation. I honestly do believe the whole story about Christ dying on the cross for our sins and rising again. But I do not live a day in and day out Christian lifestyle. So I don't know where I stand in His book.

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                  • alltatup
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                    One thing I know fo sho: Jesus ain't judgin nobody. Let he who has not sinned...

                  #14
                  This is an anecdote about smomthing that struck me silly. Why would you bake a god cake? This is not an evaluation of, or a serious conversation about, religion; so no special approval required. Just a few adults having a laugh. I also do not need permission to think a thing funny, and chorus of 13 singing, happy birthday dear Jesus, to a cake with xmass sprinkles on it, is funny shit. So again no offense but, this, though crazier than fiction, happened to me.
                  Last edited by South Sierra Dude; 12-26-2016, 03:53 PM.
                  SSD

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                  • starramus
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                    You're OK in my book. However your not so serious post generated a number of very serious posts. But thanks to the free wheelin Nebula ALL IS GOOD!

                  • alltatup
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                    Now we know that Marie Antoinette liked cake, but what did Jesus think of cake? He had the loaves, the fishes and the wine, but he never said Cast the net on the dough or I will make you bakers of men...

                  #15
                  I agree. This thread is A OK in my book. Singing happy birthday to Jesus on Christmas Day is funny, whether one is a believer or not. LOL

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                  • alltatup
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                    So they didn't do the "How old are you" chorus?

                  • alltatup
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                    And I'll bet your wife never threatens you with hellfire and damnation!!!! Salvation is in the heart--not what we profess in public. Even Jesus preferred praying in private to making a big show in the synagogue.

                  • insomniaczzz
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                    They smeared cupcakes on their clothes? This happened in a church service? That is too funny. OMG we'd have been kicked out of the church had we done that. I love it!!!

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