12-18-16 ...greetings...word of day

[Green75]

what's up folks....hope you have a God given great day....smile...

Word of day....arrested....

I've been arrested 8 times for possession of cannabis.....my first time I was 16 staying over at buddies house...friend came over late night and said he knew where some wild bud is growing....so we piled in a car and took off...found the weed field and loaded up five garbage bags full of pot plants...we were cheesing..lol
Got caught coming out of field by a conservation cop...pulled is over and found the weed in truck...he said holy Shit boys I've got a Hell of a bust here...radioed in and told them he caught a car full of pot growers going to flood the streets with it....he was joking with officers on other end of radio....he took us to county and all the officers there started clapping for him for such a big bust.....we stayed night in jail...court came and charges were dropped...due to it all being ditch weed with no thc value in it at all !!!!! Haha.....we felt like big time ballers in that holding cell...

Well that's a story .....let's here one of yours...

[Karlee]

Good morning my friend! and GWE

I knocked on a door one time and 3 heads answered it with a gun in my face...they were busting the house! LOL Never have been arrested and One speeding ticket that when I was 16 with my Mach 1 351 cleveland LOL

Be safe all

[Bikerstonrr]

Good morning all from the warm south, currently 74 degrees. Have a ggod day and I hope no one needs to worry about the word of the day lol.

I've never been arrested for possession and only came close twice.first time I was visiting a friend at his college. There was a tradition at that school where the town cops did a bunch of raids each semester. Of course everybody knew when. In my buddies house the basement stairs were"finished" with 1x6's any one just happened to have a knothole so we tied a string around our stash and used a thumb tack inside the wall. We were toasted 15 minutes after the cops left.

2nd I was stationed in Germany. At that time you couldn't buy weed for love nor money but hash was commonplace. One payday we were hanging out in a guys room waiting for our connection to show up with our key. On knock on the, figured it was our buddy. I opened the door to face a .45 caliber pistol in my face. The army CID came in and trashed the place looking for that key. Found nothing, if they had thought to search us we would have been done. We were all carrying our personal stash.

[rockman]

God, feeling lucky after those stories...no issues yet! 👮 BTW, happy Sunday,...stay strong and high! 🌸

[LuckyAcres]

Hey green, happy smoky morning to you all! Many close calls but Lucky has been 🍀! Closest call was after buying a brick of hash(5kg?) with 3 other friends when in high school. The quantity alone would have sent away for a while. The brick was conveniently not hidden at all under the steering wheel and when they pulled us over and they searched us, our clothes, the whole car, the 4 of us are just standing there on this rest area watching one of the cop reach under the steering column, grab something and pull out ...a plastic gun my buddy had hidden there "to mess with little kids" as he told the cop! And that was it! Gun was given back and we were all let go. I did manage once to smuggle weed back from Jamaica around that same time, felt pretty badass with my ganja!

[insomniaczzz]

I was a good girl who has led a sheltered life. Speeding tickets and not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign. But that's not exactly getting arrested. My wild time was ages 30-36.......between my two marriages. THATS when I sowed my wild oats. haha

[kingfish]

If I told you my story, I'd have to kill you.

[South Sierra Dude]

I dont do drugs. Never have. That's my official line.

[furrysparkle]

I dont do drugs. Never have. That's my official line.

Haha too funny

[rwdyredhead]

I've been arrested 4 times but not for weed. Two of my arrests were for fighting when I was younger and still overly hotheaded and a special brand of stupid. I grew up and still live in a very rural area but when I was barely 18 I was arrested in a big city about an hour away from here. I had been to jail once in my little town but never got into a real cell, just a holding cell. So while waiting to be booked there was a very drunk bum brought into the booking room where it was just me and a black lady who I had already partnered up with to have each other's backs once we got in so nobody took our shoes or food. So this drunk is really loud and causing a big fuss. He was being a real jackass and kept trying to touch me and stroke my hair. It got to the point that every time he reached his dirty hand towards me I would scratch the shit outta him with my long fingernails all the way down his arm and even drew the blood a few times but he was feeling no pain.

Cops are steadily walking thru this room going in the back and several of them ruff him up & tell him to shut the fk up & such. Like most overly drunk people it has no effect on him so eventually a sergeant shows up w/2 officers and kicks his ass, throws him in the corner and crouches over him and tells him something along these lines...look mfer you keep it up and you're gonna get fked up real bad, you're ass will leave here on a stretcher and whatever I say happened...will be what happened. Now I'm young and fairly innocent at this time but I know exactly what I'm witnessing. I'm sitting there thinking of the news stories about inmates getting killed in the jail and wondering if this is what really happened to some of them? I understood in that moment that I was in their world and things would go their way, one way or the other. I felt very cooperative. The bum was left in the corner and as much as I wanted to check on him i didn't dare.

So about 5 mins later a cop(man) comes to get me and takes me in a little back room where another cop(man) is waiting.. he tells me that I can't wear a hoodie into the jail and I'll have to change shirts. I'm thinking... isn't a woman supposed to do this? but after what I've just heard I'm inclined to let it pass. They take my hoodie off and leave me standing there in my bra while they dig thru a box of clothes and of course they look over frequently to be sure I'm not trying to get away or nothing like that. It's not a fun experience but it's not like I can do anything about it. They find what they think is a long shirt but I'm 100% sure to this day that is was a mini dress taken off a proper, big city HOOKER! It wasn't a long shirt...it was a really short, ribbed(stretchy) cotton/spandex mini dress that was about one size too small. Now, the women in my family are ummm...big chested. I've been a DD since I was 16 or 17? This thing fit exactly like it was designed to fit...tight! It hugged every curve and I looked much like a redheaded Dolly Pardon. At least I'd be in with women only tho so that made me feel better. When I got back my friend and the bum were both gone. I'm assuming he went to medical as his blood was still all over the floor. After a few more mins I was booked in and on my way to a cell.

On the way in you passed down a long hallway and one side of it is glass or maybe plexiglass halfway to the floor and you can see over 100 inmates in there...showers in open view, toilets in open view...and I thought the hoe dress was humiliating!?! But there's no time to dwell on showering and doing my business in front of everyone cause instantly there's 15 to 20 women at the glass yelling and cat calling, saying "oh baby, look at them titties" , winking and whistling and some of them looking like dudes and I'm really just wishing I had been good . My face is red hot and this little tuff redneck girl really just wants to go home!

I would never cry or bitch up tho, it's just not in me so I played tuff and stared them down figuring I was gonna get my ass kicked anyways when I got in there so what did it matter? Luckily I didn't have to go in there! That was for women who are already sentenced and doing their time or waiting to go to prison. I spent 3 days in another section of the jail and did have a few little minor scraps but no big deal. It was still ruff but I was in with the lady I had met and nobody took our clothes or food. When you sleep you wear your shoes or sleep on them cause shoes and food are the #1 thing people will steal. I met some cool chicks in there tho with some really crazy stories. You would think I'd learn my lesson from that but nope...I managed to get arrested twice more before I finally became a mama and had a real and very special reason to behave myself.

[Green75]

your my kind of gal.....love it....

[insomniaczzz]

Wow Ms Redhead, that is quite some story! I'd have shit my pants. LOL

[rwdyredhead]

Yeah it was scary, humiliating, and educational all at the same time.

[Tersky]

I got arrested with pot in high school (not at school) while listening to "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch". No joke...(see link for reference)

[Green75]

loved it....


timmyaaa....

[rwdyredhead]

South Park, Family guy, American Dad...
Cause sometimes you just gotta lighten up and laugh at some funny shit!

[Tersky]

It was comical. This song was blasting while me and a friend were being handcuffed. The cops looked at each other when they realized what was playing on my stereo and just laughed. I was 17, first big f up and it was not so funny at the time. Now i think it's hysterical

[Tika]

Late again..house guests.
Good early evening to all of you.
Never been arrested...my piers taught me to be ultra paranoid.
hats off to those of you with interesting stories!!!!
Remarkably we all have survived!

[Jibblerjoe]

Arrested 10 times 2 dwi 8 driving while revoked. 1 speending ticket, 5 no seat belt. No drug or felony charges

[rwdyredhead]

Lol! I'm looking for a driver you know...

[Jibblerjoe]

Sorry I gave up driving a year and half ago. Jail suks. Yeah I'm a slow learner.