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    #76
    A pouty little brat... he should have that silver spoon removed from his ass thru his mouth, imo

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      #77
      "Treachery and Old Age will overcome Youth and Skill"

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      • Mr.furley
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        Lol, time to re-Ebay quick.

      #78
      I don’t like making plans for the day,because then the word “premeditated”gets thrown around in the courtroom 😎

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      • PRIMO
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        Kinda like writing stuff down, all of a sudden they call it evidence.

      #79
      Why is ‘bra’ singular and panties plural? and why do thay use sterized needles for death by lethal injection?
      And why,why,why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are dying?

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      • DW2
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        For the same reason that we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway!

      #80
      Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,so thay lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once more that u can’t have your kayak and heat it too. 😖 ....Sorry bout that
      Last edited by Potted; 01-16-2019, 06:27 PM.

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      • Potted
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        Ouch, but I like it...😉 u been on the ships to long lady? U Sounds like a merchant marine to me, I was one for ten years and knew a lot of lady’s up and down the eastern seaboard as well as down south miss and just wondering.....were u one,I wonder?
        Last edited by Potted; 01-16-2019, 07:12 PM.

      • alltatup
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        Potted No, I wasn't a merchant marine, nor did I ever meet one. Besides, that's not a very salty joke!! ;-}

      • Potted
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        Alltatup, I dident think u were one, a girl on board, many of the ships I sailed, u would have to b armed at all times !!!
        I’m just trying to keep it clean for the children.😉 sort of like Ahora? On Star Trek with the blade to her boot.
        Last edited by Potted; 01-17-2019, 03:33 PM.

      #81

      This reminded me of you guys....

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      Anyone can grow mid grade weed easy. If you want to grow top shelf bud, study hard. https://www.growweedeasy.com

      Growing since July 21, 2016; smoking since 1967
      2 BCNL Roommate hydro boxes w/ 400w COB LEDs, Future Harvest nutes

      Grow # 16A: OG Kush (DNA), Cookies Gelato (Barneys)
      16B: Chemdawg (HSO), Runtzmuffin (Barneys)

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      • DW2
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        NOW I know why all of my friends were laughing so much!!

      • LurkingInTheGrass
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        LOL....

        wait a minute ..

      • Cannabliss
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        True. Then again, when I'm buzzed, I laugh at everything.

      #82
      Thought I’d chime in with a few “wise saying” I read some years ago.
      • Passionate kiss, like spiders web, soon lead to undoing of fly
      • Virginity, like a bubble, one prick all gone
      • Man who run in front of car get tired
      • Man who run behind car get exhausted
      • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
      • Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ
      • Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk
      • Panties not best thing on Earth, but next to best thing
      • War doesn’t determine who is right. War determines who is left
      • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
      • It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it
      • Man who drive like hell is bound to get there
      • Crowded elevator smells different to midget
      Cannabliss - Grow The Bliss
      White Widow Grow Journal

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      • LurkingInTheGrass
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        Man who farts in church, sits in own pew

      • kingfish
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        Women who spring on innerspring this spring, have offspring next spring.

      • Cannabliss
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        alltatup lol ..... I'm still pondering as to whether that's a good thing or a bad thing haha
        LurkingInTheGrass LMAO!! Literally almost choked on my drink.
        kingfish haaha very clever. Literally took me a while to read it at first.

      #83

      For the computer geeks: upload this!!

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      Anyone can grow mid grade weed easy. If you want to grow top shelf bud, study hard. https://www.growweedeasy.com

      Growing since July 21, 2016; smoking since 1967
      2 BCNL Roommate hydro boxes w/ 400w COB LEDs, Future Harvest nutes

      Grow # 16A: OG Kush (DNA), Cookies Gelato (Barneys)
      16B: Chemdawg (HSO), Runtzmuffin (Barneys)

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      • Cannabliss
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        LurkingInTheGrass I agree. I wouldn't even fall for those cameras some companies are trying to sell growers that allows you to monitor your plants from the comfort of your cell phone or tablet (or whatever) whenever you're away from home. I'm a simple grower, not some corporate CEO that's hardly home. I can monitor my own damn plants lol. Plus, how do we know who else is watching our plants besides us?

      • alltatup
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        Cannabliss Very good point.

      • LurkingInTheGrass
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        LOL - its the interwebs, of course its secured LOLOLOL

      #84
      What is better than a rose on Your piano?
      Tulips on your organ!
      Last edited by DW2; 01-18-2019, 02:24 PM. Reason: spelling sucks!
      Smoke weed,.....grow peace!

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      • Potted
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        Now just a minute, that one has cobwebs on it. Lol

      • alltatup
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        Potted That organ has cobwebs on it??? Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww

      • DW2
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        Dang! Potted, You looked!

      #85
      I luv u in blue, I luv u in red,
      but most of all I luv u in ..... bud? 🛌

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        #86
        I tried starting the day without MJ Once......the court case is pending

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          #87
          How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
          Anyone can grow mid grade weed easy. If you want to grow top shelf bud, study hard. https://www.growweedeasy.com

          Growing since July 21, 2016; smoking since 1967
          2 BCNL Roommate hydro boxes w/ 400w COB LEDs, Future Harvest nutes

          Grow # 16A: OG Kush (DNA), Cookies Gelato (Barneys)
          16B: Chemdawg (HSO), Runtzmuffin (Barneys)

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          • Potted
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            3,one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder

          • DW2
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            Do You know how many Blondes it takes to change a light bulb?
            Only one, He or She climbs the ladder and lets the world revolve around them!

          • alltatup
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            Potted DW2 I'm sorry, but you do not pass go and collect $200.

          #88
          What do women's breasts and electric trains have in common

          well their both originally made for kids but dad always ends up playing with them
          new grow room built summer of 2017 ,argo max tent for veging ,big kahuna reflector, 1000hps with added leds for the full spectrum . 15th indoor grow ,5 years outside gorilla grows(stealth is the key),veg under t5s growing autos under 300w leds
          current grow https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...-new-grow-room

          https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...-auto-vs-photo


          https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...-week-4-update

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          • alltatup
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            @oldjarhead If dad don't play with them, there are no kids!!!!!

          #89
          The Perfect Man;
          Ladys, If u come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic,good in bed, loves u like u are the only girl in the world and watches u whilst u are applying make up while listening to every word u say....

          than, please b assured that the weed u have just smoked is of super quality😁

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            #90
            What do you call someone who can sit on an ice cream cone, and tell you what flavor it is? ....drum roll.... a smart ass. My old electronics instructor had a joke of the day before each lecture. He's dead now, and this is the only one I can remember. I'll bet you are sorry I remembered it.

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