Blue Strawberries in a Four Assed Galaxy

[Going2fast]

Stoner moment.

[Gingerbeard]

...moments...

[Going2fast]

Happy Monday. Four assed monkey gets the chop in a few days. What she could have been if I didn't starve her still stupid sticky and smells like oranges. Like really heavy orange scent. Can't wait to try her. And we had our first king tide of the year.

[Going2fast]

Greasy

[Ckbrew]

Great big greasy, sticky buds.

[Gingerbeard]

Nope. Don't see it. Don't see a thing. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Where is this colorful lovely lady coming from and what's here name?
She's a beauty!

[Going2fast]

Ok check this out my brodude. Did shade make trichome production better on this plant. Look at these pics and then go back a few posts. I removed 2 big fan leaves. The buds closer to the main stem are more covered. Hmmm.

[Gingerbeard]

Uh-uh. Not a thing. Can't see 'em. You showing marigolds?

[Ckbrew]

Someone cast a vodo spell on you?

[Gingerbeard]

Never heard of a vodo spell. Maybe you mean Vudu? Hudu? Juju? Pupu? Tutu?
I'm looking at the White Album. Can't see no bud porn.

[Going2fast]

Happy Friday. Gave four assed monkey the chop last night. As ugly as she is she is still going to yield well. Branches were nice and heavy. Orange smell thru the roof. Had a tester last night and am very satisfied. That leaves strawberry nuggets. She's at day 78 I think.another week at least. Mucho pics of the nugget cuz bragging.

[Gingerbeard]

All I see is a purple container lid. My glasses must be dirty.

[Gingerbeard]

And a can of lager. Still have your sock pictures burned into my retinas.

[Going2fast]

Hey it's Friday.

[Going2fast]

This has to be the goofiest looking auto I've ever grown. Kinda neet actually. Nothing but dense frosty buds. And smells like strawberries and gas.

[Gingerbeard]

Strawberries and gasoline? Sounds like Mad Dog 20/20.
Nice pot.

[Going2fast]

Got Galaxy brain all trimmed and starting the cure. This plant leaned heavily on the Zamaldelica side. Her nugs were torpedo shaped and loose but ohh soo sticky. She is still retaining the ripe mango smell. Test nug hit me right behind the eyes. Very energetic . Wanted to pound out a few laps on the mx track. Me likey. Give weight in a few days.

[SoOrbudgal]

I'd smoke that

[Ckbrew]

I'd vape that

[Puglover1]

My cat would eat that.

[Going2fast]

Galaxy brain final weight 82g. 2g shy of 3 oz. She is definitely a candidate for a large planter or outdoors. 4 gallons way too small for this lanky girl.

[Going2fast]

#heaven

[farmerchand]

Strawberry nuggets are healthy plants.

[Going2fast]

Got blue dream'matic and 4assed monkey trimmed up. Will weigh bd tomorrow. she was a breeze to trim. 4assed not so much. Super sticky and leafy. Saving the trim for joints. Needs a few more days to stabilize.

[Going2fast]

Happy Friday. Day 85ish for strawberry nuggets.she stopped drinking so it's chop time. Some pre chop pics. Cleaned her up for the big day. Very dense buds and a heavy strawberry scent with a gas background. Pic heavy cuz she's soo purdy. Can't wait to braapzai her this fall. Probably cut her Tomorrow.

[Smoklahoma]

Absolutely Beautiful!

[UndergroundFarmer]

Seconded. Those are nothing but gorgeous.

[Gingerbeard]

Hey, cool.
Tell me more about those limited-edition Goldfish crackers. I've been thinking about them to distract me from harvesting. They look delicious. I mean, as good as something can look when you can't see through the bag. Maybe it's a psychosomatic thing. Like you pick vegetables. You buy for what someone else has told you is good. Usually unscrupulous advertisers. You don't buy for the taste unless you take a bite out of everything before you buy it. You buy for the packaging.
I don't know what 'Old Bay' seasoning is, but I can smell a northeast coast breeze. But I know Goldfish crackers to be the apex of quality of salty, fish shaped crackers. Salty Atlantic Oceany is what I smell. Seaweed. Makes my mouth water a little. When you look at a tomatoe or apple on the produce shelf, you have no idea what it tastes like. You buy it because of the color. For some reason, people seem to think unripe tomatoes are the way to go. Probably because you can't find a nice, ripe one without there being fruit flies all over the place.
Stores shellac tomatoes and apples because consumers like shiny things. If you don't buy organic or grow your own, you better be scrubbing your skinned produce or you probably have a few ounces of produce wax in your gut. It is easier to scrub wax from produce than from your gut. Worse than that poison you have to take before a colonoscopy! I know most of you are old enough to feel me.

[Going2fast]

Old bay must be an east coast thing. Like blue crabs.

[SoOrbudgal]

That's a beautiful grow you've had Going2fast that strawberry is lovely. Old bay seasoning is a staple for crawfish boils, crab or lobster.

[Ckbrew]

Ayah, that be so common I keep some on the counter next to the stove.