On a lighter side

[Ace1973]

[BU2B]

Reminds me of one of my favorite exiting tag lines from my IRC days ... ooh look, shiny! (and they're gone)

[Gingerbeard]

Longest fossilized poop to be sold at auction - CBS News

[Ckbrew]

Looks like they need more fiber in the diet.

[Puglover1]

No dinosaurs here but my pug pooped out what looks like a black dildo one night. Vegetarian.

[Gingerbeard]

Job posting You must have an iron hand! Bring back the feudal system! For the love of God! Bring back the feudal system!!! Droit du seigneur!!! Oh, how I miss the feudal system. 'cept, looks like all the locals are well married. Don't go for the well married. That's rude.
Good, royal rule needs nepotism. Bring your family. Royalize them. Set up in the fort. Get an MK-19. Charge tolls to passing boats. Beheading is the only punishment. Or get shot with the MK-19.
And, of course, legalize it.

[kingfish]

[Puglover1]

That's funny. OMG, my cat started eating stems when I cleaned a bud to smoke. Now the jealous Crazy pug eats them first.

[kingfish]

[madman]

[Gingerbeard]

Can't seem to upload just the pictures for a storyboard. Here's the website. Don't read. Just scroll the pictures.

[Eliot Pryor]

Thank you. Useful info there.

[RagWeedDWC]

As a kid, saw a few roaming wild, pretty rare around here now.

[Gingerbeard]

It only takes the headlines, but the stories are also good. Alone, funny. Together, a glimpse into the future. Simian AI technology. 'Zima Blue'. 'Planet of the Apes: Salvation.'

Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge - BBC News
Search for monkey missing after US motorway crash - BBC News

[RagWeedDWC]

Probably the only person on this forum who can honestly say, yes I have seen a monkey go completely ape shit and have the scars and medical records to prove it... Monkey however was introduced to a full auto mag of 5.56 and ended its ape shit days. In addition to my younger combat days, I now fish all around https://chstoday.6amcity.com/monkey-island-sc/ but with a bit more respect.

[Gingerbeard]

RWDWC, I believe your monkey story because I got run over by the ice-cream man. Nothing to do with monkeys, only one of those stories you don't expect to hear, or others to believe.

[RagWeedDWC]

With you brother

[Puglover1]

[Ckbrew]

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[PRIMO]

[Ckbrew]

[Rwise]

Dont trust that rat, he will lie to you! I shot mine,

[Puglover1]

[Puglover1]

Quora: "Do cats recognize the nice things you do for them?"

Reply: "Sapphire, my beloved Siamese cat, was so bright that he understood English better than some humans! I taught him how to use the toilet and he used it wherever we went! I took him to a gas station restroom on a harness and a leash ..."

(With visuals of them walking together I wondered if they both had to go inside to get the key so her cat could use the crapper.)

Thoughts Gingerbeard ?

[Gingerbeard]

You named a male cat Sapphire? Do you have one named Sue? Can't a cat on a toilet seat cause feline issues in people's butts?

[Puglover1]

Gingerbeard That isn't my reply. I was really stoned on my own grown watching Olympics, but I've watched that scene before and the music was terrible. So I opened the laptop, the open tab was this email from Quora. Maybe because I was very high but the visuals of watching someone halter/leash walk their cat to a gas station bathroom, then the thought about needing a key ... it made me laugh. Perhaps because I had recently caught the end of a TV commercial with a studly-looking guy. service-business type, getting in/out of his pickup, where you'd not be surprised if he had a Golden or a GSD riding with him, he had a cat on a leash!

Cats drink from toilets when they can so their ass is up there already. I don't think actual ass-to-seat touching occurs, but it's close. They'd use their paws and stand or squat. My Siamese arrived from the rescue named Sam. His breeder's first name is Samuel so technically I do have Son of Sam. He never ate any of my first, rather successful grow. He's pretty much tasted everything else and here I am, ETS, waiting for seeds. Over a year later the Mag is getting me higher than pre-rolls touted to have a quite high THC %. Those came in a cool cardboard box with nice artwork on a slide out that held the doobs plus a striker and compartment with stick matches. I'll reuse it.

[Gingerbeard]

I completely understand Puglover1. Completely! You were watching the Olympics. It's being broadcast from China. When that thing is over, it'll come out China was sending people subliminal messages. Your experience with the mannerly Siamese was Made-in-China, as it were.
Are you having a rice craving?

[Puglover1]

I love rice always. Can't recall if I've ever offered any to Son of Sam. He likes yogurt, pumpkin puree, and the pugs' kibble, anything I put on the counter gets checked out. I was just dipping gummy rings in some green dragon, I couldn't turn my head on the cat. I just ate one, the rest are drying on a plate on the top bookcase shelf. If SoS gets to them that trip is on him.